This forum is unique in that we have Pack fans who also root for other NFL teams. We have Tex with the Cowfuckers, Fritz with the Pussies of Detroit, Kentucky with the Kentucky Pussycats, Bobble with the Black Hole Punks, among others. Hell, until Butte was lost for the season, I briefly rooted for the Gotham City Jesters.

Tanks (losers):

Love - Might be time to sink the Love boat for an exotic yacht in Sheduer Sanders. The son of my childhood idol, Neon Deion, trains with the GOAT, TB12. Imagine a more mobile version of TB12. They say you can’t teach accuracy - a QB either has it or he ain’t. Love ain’t got it. Love also has consistency and brainpower issues. Consistency and brainpower are certainly fixable. Remember a young Bert Favor? Inconsistent as poor Hamlet, dumb as Tony ODay; Favor fixed those shit up to become a 3X MVP despite frequent brain farts. But Tim Tebow was more accurate than Love, so…

Barry - Preston Smith vs Tae Adams. WTF? Expect to get this excuse from Barry: Packers were in the zone “Pistol Force” and 91 was the mismatch “bait”; if 17 opts outside, Douglas’ there a-waiting; a bomb route and the safety’s there; inside and the Mike or Matt will pick rock off; problem was, the Packers had their scrub Mikes or Matts in the game.

O-Yokozunas - none of these fat fucks could do shit about that drunk Serb wrecking havoc.

Teds (winners):

Nobody - Even if this Packer team could turn their foul shit into fruitful fertilizer after the bye, it still ain’t got the Kung Fu to topple bona fide contenders like the Chefs, 69ers, Marmen, Racist Italians (balding eagles). Might as well sink for Shedeur.

Btw: Harrell, seriously, take care of yourself, man.