Honestly, all this "Penix" talk from people in here like it was something somehow weirdly sexual, I was wondering, was it some kind of porn thing or video game or "device" or whatever? So I Googled it and found nothing except this football player. Then suddenly, I looked down and realized ...... ya'all were just one letter away hahahahahahahaha.

Generally I don't do this weird non-serious crap, but it's bye week, so what the hell.