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    Sexist old guy here to suggest they put sex back in the NFL. Bring back the lingerie league so each NFL team drafts a parallel women’s lingerie league roster. Then use them for the kickoff, with current rules. Safe, but not boring!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    Sexist old guy here to suggest they put sex back in the NFL. Bring back the lingerie league so each NFL team drafts a parallel women’s lingerie league roster. Then use them for the kickoff, with current rules. Safe, but not boring!
    Well, when it comes to rule changes, and player safety, it's a complicated issue and needs to very carefully considered. To begin with, I thi....

    Wait a minute. I'm sorry, did you say something about sex? And lingerie?

    I'm sorry I interrupted you. Please keep talking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen Tundra View Post
    Well, when it comes to rule changes, and player safety, it's a complicated issue and needs to very carefully considered. To begin with, I thi....

    Wait a minute. I'm sorry, did you say something about sex? And lingerie?

    I'm sorry I interrupted you. Please keep talking.


    I'd watch her watch the football sailing through the end zone for a touchback.

    I'd watch her make a fair catch.

    I'd watch her make an unfair catch.

    Yeah, I'd watch the kickoffs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post

    I'd watch her watch the football sailing through the end zone for a touchback.

    I'd watch her make a fair catch.

    I'd watch her make an unfair catch.

    Yeah, I'd watch the kickoffs.
    that red mark on her arm is from a creep like you trying to grab her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    Sexist old guy here to suggest they put sex back in the NFL. Bring back the lingerie league so each NFL team drafts a parallel women’s lingerie league roster. Then use them for the kickoff, with current rules. Safe, but not boring!
    This is actually a great idea. Except use it to replace cheerleaders. Then we can see them during the game and they bounce around a bit.

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