The Juice is finally loose

[Fritz]

And this is why you and Tex are sick mfers.

I would never want to kill either of my exes. Let them have their own lives. What do I care? I am just so happy I never have to deal with them ever again.

But you and Tex would want to kill someone if you could get away with it. There is something seriously wrong with you two.

The old joke: why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.