The hamstring epidemic

[red]

Red gives us this facade of being just a drunk redneck Packer fan, but in this post the mask slips and the truth is revealed: Red is a drunk redneck Packer fan with an advanced medical degree after double-majoring in chemistry and East Asian studies at Harvard. The only reason he didn’t know about the hamstrings is because he’s lost in the world of chemistry, and his spare time is spent reading Packerrats and translating Japanese poetry.

You blew your cover, Red.

lol

i failed chem 101 twice in college

and i complain about idiot rednecks at least 20 times a day