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    Kris Benson

    There has to be a joke in here somewhere. Anna Benson would be the perfect woman--if she didn't have a voicebox.

    "Anna Benson wants a divorce from Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kris Benson, who still thinks the New York Mets traded him because of his impulsive wife."

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    Re: Kris Benson

    Quote Originally Posted by HarveyWallbangers
    There has to be a joke in here somewhere. Anna Benson would be the perfect woman--if she didn't have a voicebox.

    "Anna Benson wants a divorce from Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kris Benson, who still thinks the New York Mets traded him because of his impulsive wife."
    Ha, yeah she's a nut. Why don't you post some pics of her?

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    Hell yah Harv, thats what I'm talking about...

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    Re: Kris Benson

    Quote Originally Posted by HarveyWallbangers
    There has to be a joke in here somewhere. Anna Benson would be the perfect woman--if she didn't have a voicebox.
    I think she woudl be the perfect woman if her boobs were real.

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    Re: Kris Benson

    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear
    Quote Originally Posted by HarveyWallbangers
    There has to be a joke in here somewhere. Anna Benson would be the perfect woman--if she didn't have a voicebox.
    I think she woudl be the perfect woman if her boobs were real.
    That being said, I still don't think you'd kick her out of bed..

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    I would...

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    that first pic is very, very sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    I would...
    Liar!! Come on Zig, all women have that little voice in their heads that tell them how nice it would be to try it with another woman..Right??? Come on, we won't tell..

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    Funny, I would expect something like that from Bretsky, maybe...no, she'd get tossed out like a troll in the Brewers forum.

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    Re: Kris Benson

    Quote Originally Posted by imscott72
    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear
    Quote Originally Posted by HarveyWallbangers
    There has to be a joke in here somewhere. Anna Benson would be the perfect woman--if she didn't have a voicebox.
    I think she woudl be the perfect woman if her boobs were real.
    That being said, I still don't think you'd kick her out of bed..
    Right. Boobs are boobs regardless of it being real or fake. I just think real c or d ones, especally on fit girls, are more sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Funny, I would expect something like that from Bretsky, maybe...no, she'd get tossed out like a troll in the Brewers forum.
    I'm sure in your college days, you expericed it with a roomate.

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    Not even close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Not even close.
    But you thought about it, the situation just didn't present itself right??? Come on, make my fantasy here..

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    Closest I've come is wishing I could afford a pair of those when I was younger and I would still have been willing to get them.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Closest I've come is wishing I could afford a pair of those when I was younger and I would still have been willing to get them.
    You would have been willing to get them when you were younger, huh? Why not go for it now that you can afford it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarveyWallbangers
    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Closest I've come is wishing I could afford a pair of those when I was younger and I would still have been willing to get them.
    You would have been willing to get them when you were younger, huh? Why not go for it now that you can afford it?
    Better yet, show us pics and we'll decide if you really need them or not..

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    "that first pic is very, very sexy."

    Uh, and that second one, too.

    Did anyone read the interview with her in FHM? Yowza. She promises hubby any - ANY - kind of sex he wants with her if he wins the Cy Young. Nothing like motivation.

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