My Mom works as a massage therapist at the Resort at Marco Island, in Florida. So she comes back home from work and says that some football player is staying at their hotel and he came down for a massage. She started describing him to me because she forgot the name, and it turns out she gave a 90 Minute Deep Tissue to Brian Urlacher! She says he didn't talk too much, but seemed like a nice guy. For some reason, she didn't tell him she was a Packer fan. That'd would of been a funny scenario.
"I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley
what the hell is the world coming too...you expect a little privacy when you are getting your massage and next thing you know its all over the internet.
A 90 minute deep is pure heaven.
happy ending?
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
A true Packer fan would have given Urlacher a massage with a hammer!
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
Geez, that's his mom.
Or a bag of hammers!A true Packer fan would have given Urlacher a massage with a hammer!
He would've thought he was safe from Pack fans in Florida - the perfect time!
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Imagine for a moment a world without hypothetical situations...
Hold on!!!!
We are talking Brian Urlacher here. I'm a faithful Packer fan but I'd still give that man a massage any day. :P
....forgive me St. Vince for I am human.
Geez, that's his mom.
Moms can't get a little action?
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
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