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    Who is Patler? The Man, the Mystery...

    This is the thread to see who can reveal Patler’s identity. A “Where in the world is Patler?” thread.

    I say he will pop up the week of the draft at JSO. A guy in his mid 30’s, wearing glasses.

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    I think it was funny that when he moved here to PR he tried to disguise his identity.

    His intelligent and rational posting outed him pretty quickly.

    He will leave a trail of statistical anlysis wherever he goes and sooner or later one of us WILL find him. May the hunt for Patler begin!
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    Re: Who is Patler? The Man, the Mystery...

    Quote Originally Posted by LL2
    This is the thread to see who can reveal Patler’s identity. A “Where in the world is Patler?” thread.

    I say he will pop up the week of the draft at JSO. A guy in his mid 30’s, wearing glasses.
    Another question is "Does Patler wear the same outfit as Waldo?"

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    Re: Who is Patler? The Man, the Mystery...

    Quote Originally Posted by LL2
    A guy in his mid 30’s, wearing glasses.
    Aha, thats exactly how id picture him.

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    Re: Who is Patler? The Man, the Mystery...

    Quote Originally Posted by LL2
    I say he will pop up the week of the draft at JSO. A guy in his mid 30’s, wearing glasses.
    Hmmm.... I always thought of him as a guy with tight spandex pants, tank top with his muscles bulging out, always with a calculator in hand.

    Patler, can you help us resolve this once and for all?
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    I think you guys are way off on Patler's age. I imagine he is 50+.

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    I imagine he's never gonna tell us..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker
    I think you guys are way off on Patler's age. I imagine he is 50+.
    I'd say older than that. I'd say he is retired. He has an incredible amount of packer knowledge dating back many, many moons.

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    patler = ron wolf

    duh

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    Quote Originally Posted by red
    patler = ron wolf

    duh
    Damn, why didn't I think of that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by red
    patler = ron wolf

    duh
    Now THAT I'd believe!!
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    He's gonna get a big head.....


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    Patler doing his salary cap calculations:

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    Nice! I imagine him looking like this:


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    So much for a big head... :P
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    Sorry Patler, I can't keep a secret.

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