The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It's just a joke of course, and it's good for hours of laughter!


http://www.turdtwister.com/

http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/C...r/twister.html

The Turd Twister allows us to reuse one of our most abundant resources. Why waste money and raw materials creating modeling clay when we can easily tap an endless supply of ass Play-Doh? Millions of turds are going to waste every day. With the Turd Twister, we can reuse them.

The problem is, that's really gross.
Too Funny!