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    Wolf Pack Rat HOFer Deputy Nutz's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarlam!
    I resolute that Johnnie and I will get divorced in 08. (Hic).

    Anyone know how good Jack is? (Hic).
    Jack burns compared to a nice glass of smooth Johnnie Walker Black. Although even mentioning Johnnie Walker right now is giving me a belly ache, awe New Years Eve and the Walk.....

    Try Rehab.

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    Nutz, you're talking about a man who can knock rehab off the wagon....
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    I am getting a laugh at all the exercise equipment ads this week...(not to mention bath scales...)
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    Had a mailing on my route today from a local fitness center which went out to every residence.
    Ring the bells that still can ring
    Forget your perfect offering
    There is a crack, a crack in everything
    That's how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen

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    My problem with advertisements for weight loss and fitness centers is that the people look better in their AFTER pictures than in the BEFORE.

    OK, maybe they were fatties before, but after they look like snarky bitches.

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