12 pound turkey challenge

[Scott Campbell]

weight: 201.6
exercise: stacking a load of firewood and punching myself in the balls repeatedly after the Packer game.

breakfast: tuna salad sandwich with spinach and provolone and green tea
lunch: microwave ziti, buttered bread, trail mix, and more green tea
Diner: homemade general tso chicken with brown rice, potato chips, a beef stick, and a bottle of pinot grigio.

I figure I could lose a couple of pounds by shaving my chest, but the hairless look makes me look fatter. Decisions. Decisions.

Backup Skin. How do you do your sauce? I've tried Tso's at home a bunch of times but have never achieved anything worth making again.

I'll get back to you on that. I'm currently closing the Ritz Carlton at Lake Las Vegas. By closing I mean laying about my suite lamenting the loss of hundreds more jobs at the hands of a President who decided to singlehandedly maim the area's economy. My wife makes that dish so I don't have the recipe in my memory banks, so you'll have to wait til I get back home.

Where the fuck is the Ritz Carlton in Vegas? I've been there a million times and never ran across it.