Remember "Top Five"s from the JSO days???


Since Mission brought it up, I'll start.....and as always, feel free to add your own.

1. Randy: "Mr. Lahey, is this you talking, or the liquor?"
Mr. Lahey: "Randy....I AM the liquor."

2. Philadelphia Collins: "Randy, my son is missing, and all you can worry about is drugs and fuckin' cheeseburgers?" Later, "Let's get these fuckin' posters out, if you're not too fuckin' high."

3. Mr. Lahey: "You see, Ricky started off as a little shitspark from the ol' shitflint that eventually grew into a shitbonfire, and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, grew into a raging shitfirestorm. If I marry Barb, I'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I'll be able to unleash a shitnami tidal wave that will extinguish Ricky and his shitflames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave...shitwaves."

4. Bubbles: "That there's a fuckin' double-decker barbecue, I'd like to see that Red Blue Green cocksucker put one of these together....fuckin' duct tapin' it."

5. Ricky: "No one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli."