I saw Fritz at a celebrity golf event. He drove a golf ball 380 yards into a parking lot. After we all heard the sound of breaking glass he put his driver between his legs and said, "That's LONG baby....that's LOOONG!"

The next time I caught sight of him he was being chased down the 18th fairway by a cute young lady as he had apparently stolen her beverage cart and was happily tossing wine coolers to the ladies in the gallery.