Unlike the rest of you weak-kneed pussies, I am a real Man and a real Packer Fan and I willingly and readily admit that I wish for the Packers to fail in spectacular fashion. EVERY SEASON. Because I don't care quite as much as Wist. Only Wist truly cares, the rest of us schlumps are a bunch of toadies and pretenders worshipping at the feet of the gilt feet of a false idol.

Wist is The One. When will you heathenistic simpletons understand that? Wist is the lone voice in the wilderness, he is the Muad'Dib to our Choam-Harkonnen conspiracy. Only Wist truly Believes. Bow down before the Messiah, maggots.

Or something like that.