A knife, a gallon of bleach, and an international plane ticket
A laundry basket full of the 10 open bottles of triple sec you've got in your cupboard
Boafang uv-5r
Name a star "Epstein didn't kill himself" for them
Neodynmium fishing magnet and box of 9mm
Neti pot full of whiskey
Regular duty extension cord
Gas station boner pills (individually wrapped)
A list of funny youtube URLs
An English-British translation Dictionary
IOU to delete Facebook (perfect for the kids)