Tanks (losers):
Dillion - Ran the rock like a poor man’s Ron Dayne. This guy is slower than Geronimo Allison.
Cletidus Clark - When the foe is pounding the rock up and down the Pack’s rear end, it a good sign that Cletidus is overpaid. Vanished in the 2nd half.
Gary Lightbody - Who the fuck chases after the tailback on 4th and a million? Attack the fucking QB!
Love: Choked in the clutch.
Mailman - Failed to grasp the John Wick reference in the game day thread. Ineligible to start game day thread again til next season.
Teds (winners):
Reed: 2 TDs.