Let me get this straight: the Packers lost to a team that just canned its coach (and GM); lost to a team that just benched its QB for Taylor “Swift” Heinicke; lost to a team that gave up 70 points to my current 2nd favorite NFL team, the Miami Mermen; lost to a team with a crybaby redneck head coach; and lost to a team that started the season 0-3.
Man, the Packers truly do suck.
Remember when uncool Pack fans made fun of ole Tex for saying that the Packers would suck without Butte? Who’s laughing now?
In other NFL news, Bretsky’s biggest hard on not named Jim Leonhard has been terminated by the Black Hole Punks. Will the prodigal son crawl back to New England once again and at long last, succeed the old king?