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    Official 2023 Fuckdoggle Award

    SudsMcBucky noted lack of Fuckdoggle discussion. Perhaps I'll do a poll after the season. In the meantime use this thread to discuss either weekly or season Fuckdoggles.

    For the season, Rasheed Walker, Carrington Valentine and Anthony Johnson Jr. are all 7th round picks who have made big contributions. Karl Brooks is a 6th round pick who has played well.

    For last week, I'll go with Malik Heath, who only had 11 offensive snaps, ran just 5 routes, but caught 4 passes.
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    Jonathon Owens?

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    Valentine is the seasons fuckdoggle so far. But there are various from each game. Valentine has been a consistent starting level corner every time he’s played. He is the first 7th round steal we’ve had in a really long time…. Who’s the last one, Scott Wells?
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    2004 Scott Wells
    2008 Flynn
    2009 Brad Jones
    2010 CJ Wilson
    2011 Lawrence Guy
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    Rasheed Walker and Carrington Valentine look like they might be the best two 7th round picks we’ve had since 2004.

    The last two drafts may have landed us 10 starter level players. That’s insane. It could be as many as 13 or 14 if were really lucky.

    If Love is a star, holy shit, these two drafts of cheap starters and all the money we’re about to have. Seriously, that’s the recipe for a championship on the horizon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpe1027 View Post
    Jonathon Owens?
    For what? Having a loser quitter wife?

    Valentine is the obvious choice.
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    A lot of good choices. I'm not so sure Walker is very high up on the list. Valentine is doing damn good. Dontavian Wicks should be on the list too, maybe the top offensive choice. Karl Brooks would seem to be the best of all, but as a 4th round pick, does he qualify hahahaha? Owens is doing damn good for his UDFA status too, and his "loser quitter wife"? I'll take her over Taylor Swift as our "team celebrity" any day.
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    Owens for the Detroit game, cuz the guy's a career marginal player who had a helluva game and helped the Pack - for once - be the more physical team.

    That's worthy of a fuckdoggle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    For what? Having a loser quitter wife?

    Valentine is the obvious choice.
    Skin, you have to get with the narrative. We were supposed to CELEBRATE her for quitting. It was noble....er somesuchshit.

    Anyway, I agree. Valentine is the seasons fuckdoggle, but I still like Ford just because he has toiled around a bit before fuckdoggling out.
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    I'm going to go with those picking Valentine, especially since he's the guy I said after the draft he was the steal of the draft for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SudsMcBucky View Post
    I'm going to go with those picking Valentine, especially since he's the guy I said after the draft he was the steal of the draft for us.
    Nice call. We’ve had two decades of crappy 7th round picks so I gave up hope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SudsMcBucky View Post
    I'm going to go with those picking Valentine, especially since he's the guy I said after the draft he was the steal of the draft for us.
    You deserve props for that one. The last 7th I liked coming out was Brad Jones iirc. He had a moment of success. Valentine looks like the real deal right now though, no doubt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobblehead View Post
    You deserve props for that one. The last 7th I liked coming out was Brad Jones iirc. He had a moment of success. Valentine looks like the real deal right now though, no doubt.
    The next Sam Shields perhaps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderDan View Post
    The next Sam Shields perhaps.
    Sans the concussions, I hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderDan View Post
    The next Sam Shields perhaps.
    Wasn't a an UDFA?? I thought he went undrafted, but either way...even better value than a 7th if he was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobblehead View Post
    Wasn't a an UDFA?? I thought he went undrafted, but either way...even better value than a 7th if he was.
    Good memory, I just looked it up and he was a UDFA.
    But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RashanGary View Post
    2004 Scott Wells
    2008 Flynn
    2009 Brad Jones
    2010 CJ Wilson
    2011 Lawrence Guy
    Sorry but none of those guys count. The Fuckdoggle article wasn't written until 2015 supposedly.
    But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

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    I don't think anyone has really come out of nowhere seemingly unknown to impact a game or whatever the spirit is for the Barney Fuckdoggle award.

    The closest man to that description for me is: Robert Rochelle
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainKickass View Post
    I don't think anyone has really come out of nowhere seemingly unknown to impact a game or whatever the spirit is for the Barney Fuckdoggle award.

    The closest man to that description for me is: Robert Rochelle
    Disagreed. The Ugly Irish, Dan Whelan, fits the mold of the underdog dog fucker. Cut by the Sinners. Played in the XFL. Beat out a handsome Irish. Whelan could be the best punter to don the Green and Mustard Yellow since Jon Ryan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    Disagreed. The Ugly Irish, Dan Whelan, fits the mold of the underdog dog fucker. Cut by the Sinners. Played in the XFL. Beat out a handsome Irish. Whelan could be the best punter to don the Green and Mustard Yellow since Jon Ryan.
    As I recall the origin of the term, the Packers had just lost a game they ought to have won because some nobody from the other team - a guy just signed off the streets where he’d been a car salesman or something - had a couple of big plays that destroyed the favored Packers’ hopes. So one of our mighty Packerrats wrote something along the lines that only the Packers could let themselves be beaten by some Barney Fuckdoggle nobody’d ever even heard of, who came out of nowhere.

    So Whelan doesn’t quite fit there, though I do have hope they’ve finally found their punter. Curious to see how he does in the cold.
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