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    Kickass Rat HOFer CaptainKickass's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobblehead View Post
    All we need now is for Captain kick ass to weigh in with his version.
    I don't usually do requests but since you summoned me from my offseason hibernation, here:






    T'was the best I could do on short notice anyway.

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    Damn finally a professional steps in to get this figured out. Thank you Cap that is the correct specimen for this discussion.

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    That'll work cap tain ki ck as s
    I don't hold Grudges. It's counterproductive.

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    Mad, I’m just an old white guy, and you know we only pretend to look for the real deal. We think “going out for authentic Mexican” is Chipotle instead of Taco Bell.

    Thank god the Cap’n stepped in. Pirates know good booty when they see it.
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    Good that the Packers are going to help the less fortunate in Brazil. Those poor girls can't afford more clothes to cover up with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Upnorth View Post
    Good that the Packers are going to help the less fortunate in Brazil. Those poor girls can't afford more clothes to cover up with.
    I'd rather they focused on a different cause than clothing the young women of Brazil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen Tundra View Post
    I'd rather they focused on a different cause than clothing the young women of Brazil.
    Oral hygiene?
    Pad level?
    All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

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    If the pad level is too high a lot of the blood will leak out the bottom.

    Best work on that first. Call in McCarthy on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Upnorth View Post
    Oral hygiene?
    Pad level?
    I worry about the younger generation's fitness level. Free pole-dancing classes would be a very thoughtful touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Upnorth View Post
    Good that the Packers are going to help the less fortunate in Brazil. Those poor girls can't afford more clothes to cover up with.
    I'm thinking the NFL will make sure to show us several examples of the lack of clothing epidemic tearing through the Brazil beach scene...you know, because they don't believe in objectifying women and such....unless it increases their bottom line.
    I don't hold Grudges. It's counterproductive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobblehead View Post
    I'm thinking the NFL will make sure to show us several examples of the lack of clothing epidemic tearing through the Brazil beach scene...you know, because they don't believe in objectifying women and such....unless it increases their bottom line.
    I couldn't resist. Increasing that bottom line!

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    You totally redeemed yourself.

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    Fat bottom girls make the packerrats world go round.
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    Schedule will be released Wednesday May 15.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemailman View Post
    Schedule will be released Wednesday May 15.
    We really do need another Packerrats meetup game. Again, I cannot stress The 88 enough:

    I'm tired of the wait and sees
    I'm tired of that part of me
    That makes up a perfect lie
    To keep us between
    But hours turn into days
    So watch what you throw away
    And be here to recognize
    There's another way

    Give me some rope, tie me to dream
    Give me the hope to run out of steam
    Somebody said it could be here
    We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year
    I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.

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    You didn’t go to the previous ones because you couldn’t afford it flipping burgers. Even worse you are a poker choker so you can’t even win the money. Really kinda fucked up and hurts me to see.

    Cumby, Bobble, and possibly Fritz or Mailman, had express interest in going to @Rams. Hitchhike to Vegas then you can fly with Bobble on his jet to LA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    You didn’t go to the previous ones because you couldn’t afford it flipping burgers. Even worse you are a poker choker so you can’t even win the money. Really kinda fucked up and hurts me to see.

    Cumby, Bobble, and possibly Fritz or Mailman, had express interest in going to @Rams. Hitchhike to Vegas then you can fly with Bobble on his jet to LA.
    Bobble has a jet? I thought he was so cheap, despite being a millionaire, he still drive a 1993 F-150, you know, to remind himself of the humble redneck he was before he hit the lottery and married into wealth.
    Last edited by Anti-Polar Bear; 05-28-2024 at 01:55 AM. Reason: Flipping burgers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    Bobble has a jet? I thought he was so cheap, despite being a millionaire, he still drive a 1993 F-150, you know, to remind himself of the humble redneck he was before he hit the lottery and married into wealth.
    I love that I have an image as very much richer than I actually am. And I drive a 2006 Honda Pilot. And if you want to mock me in FYI, we recently purchased a Tesla Y. I will attest that its easily the fastest vehicle I've ever been in. Absolutely crushed my neighbors Maserati. Of course my wife only lets me drive it after I shower and she resets the max speed monitor to 80mph.

    Edit: If you do manage to hitch to Vegas I will let you ride with me to LA for the game.....but your crashing at Mad's place.
    I don't hold Grudges. It's counterproductive.

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