Did you know that Cletidus Clark is the sole Polar Bear draft pick left on the roster?
Goddamn. Time flies by at the speed of fuck. One day, you’re a young stud a-shutting down Darren Charles in a football game. Next day, you’re a 41 year old, balding, burger flipper pissing frogskins/life away at the poker tables.
I wanna know, Fritz, when I can go back and get drunk with my friends. I wanna know when I can go back and be young again. Goddamn, I love Coldplay.