Extreme makeover, islamofascist style

[mraynrand]

Osama bin Laden was seen for the first time today following his recent disappearance to undergo an extreme makeover, god willing. The entire procedure, which included full body lift, breast augmentation, brow lift, chin insert, chemical peel, and beard dye, can be seen on a special episode of "Radical Imam Plastic Surgery Before and After." this Friday at 9 eastern on the Discovery Health Channel, god willing. According to the host of the show, the episode was shot over the course of several weeks, moving from cave to cave in Waziristan. "Bin laden is a funny guy, really," said the host, "despite being the worlds most dangerous terrorist, he really understands the business. He jokingly called beheadings a 'head lift.' That would be even funnier had our producer not been hacked with a machete, allah be praised. But he knew the risks."

The 'new Osama," has a more modern contemporary late-first millenium look. A fresh new face for the global jihad.

[Harlan Huckleby]

He jokingly called beheadings a 'head lift.'

credit where credit's due: the man does have a sense of humor.

[Freak Out]

Dead or alive.

[Scott Campbell]

I think it works for him. Who would you rather go on a suicide mission for? Old wrinkly Osama, or the fresh faced metrosexual Osama?

[Kiwon]

The guy is just 49 years old. Grew up a billionaire's son (one of many - his father had 54 kids by 22 official wives) and he traded it all for cave life as a radical icon.

The guy looks like he's 89 years old and dyeing his beard does little to improve his appearance. He could have played an extra in the "Halloween" remake without any makeup.

But his role is to play mythic Islamic warrior fighting against the evil West. He can't jetset around the world like most rich Saudis do (Factoid: Did you know that some bin-Laden family members live in the U.S.?), but he's taking one for the Wahabbi team by living in Afghanistan caves and moving constantly.

Ah, the cost of being infamous.

[LL2]

The guy is just 49 years old. Grew up a billionaire's son (one of many - his father had 54 kids by 22 official wives) and he traded it all for cave life as a radical icon.

The guy looks like he's 89 years old and dyeing his beard does little to improve his appearance. He could have played an extra in the "Halloween" remake without any makeup.

But his role is to play mythic Islamic warrior fighting against the evil West. He can't jetset around the world like most rich Saudis do (Factoid: Did you know that some bin-Laden family members live in the U.S.?), but he's taking one for the Wahabbi team by living in Afghanistan caves and moving constantly.

Ah, the cost of being infamous.

I wonder what his other 53 siblings do. Sit in posh suites overseeing oil fields enjoying a chai tea?

[sooner6600]

Question:

Do you all think Mr Ben is wearing a beard over his beard?

Might be some kind of Islamo Fashion Statement.

If he lives in a cave why then is his tunic so clean?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhh

[Little Whiskey]

I guess the makeover was just for his physical apperence. maybe the couldn't get all the queer eye guys, since he is wearing the same cloths.



Scott, his old man had 22 wives you are hardly a polygamist. you better catch up.

[Scott Campbell]

Scott, his old man had 22 wives you are hardly a polygamist. you better catch up.

Any more wives and I'll be the one going on a suicide mission.

[mraynrand]

I guess the makeover was just for his physical apperence. maybe the couldn't get all the queer eye guys, since he is wearing the same cloths.



Scott, his old man had 22 wives you are hardly a polygamist. you better catch up.

Bin Laden had a guest appearance on "Queer Eye for the Islamofascist Guy." The series ended prematurely with multiple beheadings, allah be praised.