..........well, new to me anyway
Emo Phillips
..........well, new to me anyway
Emo Phillips
The Bottom Line:
Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3
"I used to be afraid of beautiful women. Until one day a beautiful woman told me she was afraid of me too."
HOFer
That's only because your stalking had gotten threatening and out of hand...which should explain that restraining order.Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
My girldfriend said, "Emo, I'm seeing another man." I said, "Well, try rubbing your eyes or something."
Well, the next day I caught her in bed with this other guy. I was crushed. I said, "Get off me, you two!"
"I'm learning to speak Cuban. It's a lot like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items"
The Bottom Line:
Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3
When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!"
One day when they were away, I went to the door and opened it... and I saw ..... birds ... and trees...
So I was at the tennis court and this pretty girl asked me if I wanted to double up. So I said yes, and then she KICKED me in the groin.
"What's one more torpedo in a sinking ship?"
Lynn Dickey, 1984
"Never apologize, mister. It's a sign of weakness."
John Wayne, "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon"
So I saw this beautiful woman at the bar and I went up to her and said "Hello my sexy Babylonian whore"
All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!
Dola,
I was looking to buy my girlfriend a present and she said "Just buy me something expensive that I don't need". So I signed her up for radiation treatment.
All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!
So a man from the electric company came and read my meter today.
Whatever happened to the classics!?
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