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    CRITICAL ELECTION DAY NEWS

    Starbucks is giving free coffee to all voters
    Ben & Jerry's is giving a free scoop of ice cream
    California tortilla is giving free tacos and
    if you live in DC, check the Express for the party with free beer tomorrow night that best suits your mood.
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    Barack Obama is giving away free tax credits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheepshead



    Of course I HAD to find out what these things were!!!!
    The comments are even better:


    I'd like to know before buying
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    Submitted 2007-12-12
    By Large Nipples from New Jersey


    I am single and love to try different toys.I have large nipples.So my question is are they made to open and fit on all sizes or are they made for tiny nipples? answer: they open easily to 3/4 of an inch.


    I think somebody here needs to change their screen name to "Large Nipples from New Jersey." :P

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    Cow teets aren't even 3/4". Well, maybe they are. Honestly, I wouldn't know. Honestly. Seriously.
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    Re: CRITICAL ELECTION DAY NEWS

    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Starbucks is giving free coffee to all voters
    Ben & Jerry's is giving a free scoop of ice cream
    California tortilla is giving free tacos and
    if you live in DC, check the Express for the party with free beer tomorrow night that best suits your mood.


    Kind of fits the whole theme of the election, doesn't it.

    Michael Moore is giving out free lard.
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