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    Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

    People say I strive for attention. In reality, I just wanna to pay homage to Everclear, one of the best rock group of our time.

    Please check out there music videos at: http://music.aol.com/artist/everclear/165352/video, especally Volvo Driving Soccer Mom. Everytime I hear that song, I can't help but think of Amber, a former stripper.

    Here is the lyrics:
    You know I used to be a bad girl
    I got busy in the bathroom at my highschool prom

    Yea I used to be a dancer
    At the local strip club
    But now I know
    my right way from my wrong

    (Yeah, Yeah)

    I really used to be a bad girl
    I had a threesome with my sister
    and her boyfriend Tom
    I know I used to be a real wild child
    But now..

    I am The Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
    Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!

    Really used to be a bad girl
    I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong
    I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
    But now I'm different
    Now I sing a new song

    I really used to be a bad girl
    I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my highschool prom
    Yes I used to be a real wild child
    But now..

    I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!!
    Volvo Driving Soccer Mom (x4)

    (Where do all..) Where do all..
    The pornstars go
    When the lights go down?
    (I wonder where..) I wonder where..
    All the pornstars go
    Cuz when you need one
    They are never around!!

    I think they moved out to the suburbs
    And now BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican wives
    They are BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican children
    BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican lives

    Where do all..
    The pornstars go
    When the lights go down?
    I think I know where all the pornstars go
    They all become..

    Volvo Driving Soccer Moms!
    Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
    Oh.. Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
    Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

    (weird voice) Volvo Driving Soccer Mom...

    I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.

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    So what do you think, O07? Bet the song reminds you of your girlhood.
    I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear
    So what do you think, O07? Bet the song reminds you of your girlhood.
    Hmmm.....NO!

    but it's so sweet of you to be thinking of me all the time.

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    Tank that is a decent band/video.

    That band - Everclear - has that top end - treble sound - going on there Tank.

    Whenever I hear that style. I'm reminded of the very first band I recognized as different that way .This band took off like a Rocket back in 1982-83 I believe it was in my life.

    the Band's name . CARS.

    The song - "Hater" by Everclear, really has 'that CARS - sound'.

    I'm enjoying this band 'Everclear' so far Tank. Thanks Man. I hope your day's been good.

    Tank:

    Familiar with the band " Snow Patrol" from somewhere in Britan? I believe ? Their new release is a song called "Hands Open".

    Their first Album was called coincidently enough, "Songs for Polar Bears". This band is Nirvana influenced - really decent / pleasant - not harsh to listen to.

    You've likely heard "Headlights on Dark Roads" and "Hands Open" fr. second Album entitled "Eyes Open" also "You Are All That I Have" - "Chasing Cars" and "Shut Your Eyes" - "You Could Be Happy" etc.

    Here's a link Tank:

    Snow Patrol's session & interview LIVE at the Orange Lounge in Toronto:

    http://entertainment1.sympatico.msn....SnowPatrol.htm

    Dam. This is an acoustical set - good but too quiet. I'll try to get you something of them in concert as they have a very full well rounded sound you will likely enjoy. Anyone would enjoy this band especially women.

    OK ! try this:

    http://music.aol.com/artist/snow-patrol/337688/main

    Your not listening to music if this band is new to you. Not directed at you Tank. Your hip.

    Here's their Website:

    You get decent music samples here and a solid impression of the bands sound. This band is really decent. Excellent writing. You've heard them .

    http://www.snowpatrol.com/
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    Have you checked this out? It may not be your style ( Hip Hop) but it's new and smokin' hot with Beyonce in it .

    Beyonce - "Deja Vu" - First release from her new Album.

    or

    http://Video.sympatico.msn.com/v/en-...5&f=37&fg=copy

    Man !!! She is **ripping hot again. Guessing she didn't like dropping out of the number one slot as the sexiest women in show business to about #6 last year?

    ** cliches are an insult to Beyonce as she is one of the sexiest women that ever walked. I have seen few in her sphere in that category. Actually - she is all by herself. Noone else ever - like Beyonce.

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    WB, glad you enjoyed the Everclear vids/songs. I will check out the Cars. Yep, Beyonce is super hot.
    I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.

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    I find it interesting that

    "And now BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican wives
    They are BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican children
    BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican lives "

    Is set up as a 'polar' opposite to getting gang-banged, engaging in three-way sex, and being busted for drug use.

    But I guess that's how extreme liberalists view the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand
    I find it interesting that

    "And now BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican wives
    They are BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican children
    BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican lives "

    Is set up as a 'polar' opposite to getting gang-banged, engaging in three-way sex, and being busted for drug use.

    But I guess that's how extreme liberalists view the world.
    According to Wikipedia, "The song spoofs girls who experiment with drugs and sex in high school and college but later grow up to be conservative soccer moms.'"

    Some may interpret the song as is a sign of the inevitable: one go through a stage of experimentation, rebellion and identity crisis in his or her youth; but after getting married and having children, one turns into a conservative fuck.

    I think the song serves more as a warning: Nobody is forcing anyone to become conservative fuck. Becoming a "Volvo driving soccer mom" (or dad) is the consequence of becoming a conservative fuck.

    I have much admiration for Art Alexakis, the vocalist and song writer of Everclear. Alexakis is a democrat who is not afraid to speak his mind. Got hit by shoes at concerts because conservative fucks cant handle his words.

    So yes, this is a song in a liberal point of view. Long live liberals!
    I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.

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