OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I hear ya, man. Last night was the Slam Dunk Contest...so I consider that a plus for V-Day. I think Dude's day is every Sunday during football season. A dozen roses were averaging $100 this year....F That! What do they last...48 hours? That's dumb.

Hmm. I spent about $100 bucks too.

I made lobster stuffed tenderloin, with twice baked potatoes, steamed artichokes, with raspberry topped french vanilla ice cream for dessert.

Oh, yeah, there was a single red rose, surrounded by 3 pink carnations. That cost me $12 bucks, and didn't necessitate a trip to the local floral thieves.

I skipped the porno dvd and the cheap champagne, but hey, if it works for you... I guess?

Was she allowed to show her ankles during dinner?

This may be your greatest "burn" ever.

Really? Cuz I thought it was average.

I don't think you really get it.

BTW, I've heard WV has made terrific advances in musketry.

You heard right, smartass. Come on over and I'll show you how I clean my gun.

Don't worry, i won't be puttin on airs by wearing any shoes.