Dear Nutz

[Harlan Huckleby]

i don't think anybody got skinbasket's joke

[GrnBay007]

OK, I admit......I didn't get it.


? ? ...help

:P

[Harlan Huckleby]

I think he was saying that I'm boring, or "I know you are but what am I?"

never mind, maybe the joke is only in my head.

[GrnBay007]

never mind, maybe the joke is only in my head.

No worries....those are the best anyway!!!

[SkinBasket]

This is sad, who let Partial in on my private messaging service with Skinbasket. He is ruining everything.

We try to make something nice around here and some people just can't help themselves. They're like the obnoxious retarded kid on the playground that would push his way into any group of kids and ruin the game or conversation just to try to fit in and not feel left out. They never realize that if they just did their own thing, they would feel just as much of the playground as everyone else.

We were just the cool kids, smoking behind the PE shed and talking about girls when these yahoos came smashing around the corner flailing their arms yelling, "What's up guys!" and knocking our smokes on the ground. Not cool.

[SkinBasket]

Anyway, back on topic. Nutz, last night I made steak sandwiches. Sliced flame broiled fillet on Italian bread topped with garlic butter sauteed mushrooms, melted provolone, and finally a sunny side up egg so when you press the buns together, the egg has an eggasm and the yolk spills all down over the meat and buns.

It was pretty good. But I left the cheese out all night. 4 slices of perfectly good provolone gone. Wasted. We need to go out soon to celebrate the life and times of those 4 slices of cheese and ponder what they could have done had their time here on earth not been so tragically snipped short.

[Zool]

the egg has an eggasm and the yolk spills all down over the meat and buns.

At least you had the good sense to pull it out of the oven first.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Do you and Nutz "make a steak sandwhich" every night?

That sounds like a cholesteral sandwhich you are making there. Me, I'm eating salads and slamming fish oil tablets so I can get off statin drugs, which kill you faster than any steak sandwich.

[SkinBasket]

Jesus Harlan, if you would get off the couch more than once a week to empty the piss bucket you could eat some real food.

[Deputy Nutz]

Anyway, back on topic. Nutz, last night I made steak sandwiches. Sliced flame broiled fillet on Italian bread topped with garlic butter sauteed mushrooms, melted provolone, and finally a sunny side up egg so when you press the buns together, the egg has an eggasm and the yolk spills all down over the meat and buns.

It was pretty good. But I left the cheese out all night. 4 slices of perfectly good provolone gone. Wasted. We need to go out soon to celebrate the life and times of those 4 slices of cheese and ponder what they could have done had their time here on earth not been so tragically snipped short.

I make a lovely breakfast sandwich much the same way. Substitute bacon for steak, add some tomatoes, letuce, mayo, cheese, green peppers and onion.

[Freak Out]

Anyway, back on topic. Nutz, last night I made steak sandwiches. Sliced flame broiled fillet on Italian bread topped with garlic butter sauteed mushrooms, melted provolone, and finally a sunny side up egg so when you press the buns together, the egg has an eggasm and the yolk spills all down over the meat and buns.

It was pretty good. But I left the cheese out all night. 4 slices of perfectly good provolone gone. Wasted. We need to go out soon to celebrate the life and times of those 4 slices of cheese and ponder what they could have done had their time here on earth not been so tragically snipped short.

I make a lovely breakfast sandwich much the same way. Substitute bacon for steak, add some tomatoes, letuce, mayo, cheese, green peppers and onion.

Now that sounds a lot better than Skinbasket and his salmonella fest sandwich.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

I hope Tarlam! is okay. Such a big event and he's off the grid. I don't like it. BTW, is your PM working or not?

[SkinBasket]

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear Skinbasket,

Life has been pretty busy lately. I sold a Mobile Home that I didn't even own at the time. Good news, bad news, I had a buyer for another one, but he was not approved by the park. I got in a car accident with my wife's car. not good at all. Have to repair the van again, alternator, bummer. Have a new buy for unsold mobile home, sort of good news, fingers are crossed.

How are you?

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

I'm sorry for your loss. Not much new here. Been setting up new computers for the in-laws in Butler and since their old one was garbage, it's gone from simple task to pain in the ass - mainly because I've used all my long cat5 cables and won't get more for a few days. Would like to rewire the cable to help them, but you've seen the condition of that house.

Kid got his first stitches. Those come out today. Right in the middle of the forehead. His face was literally covered in blood, but he was laughing 5 minutes later.

[GrnBay007]

You two must have lost your cell phone privileges......like my son.

It's been a month and his grades have greatly improved.

[SkinBasket]

You two must have lost your cell phone privileges......like my son.

So... what you're saying is that you want your son to be like us? That's what I'm hearing. We might have an internship opening this summer in basic lawn care and mobile home rehabilitation if he's interested.

[GrnBay007]

You two must have lost your cell phone privileges......like my son.

So... what you're saying is that you want your son to be like us? That's what I'm hearing. We might have an internship opening this summer in basic lawn care and mobile home rehabilitation if he's interested.

Are you crazy?!?! He's my baby!!! :P

[Scott Campbell]

I think Skin and Nutz would be outstanding role models if they only had better taste in pornography.

[Joemailman]

Come to think of it, Skin and Nutz would be a great name for a porn movie production company.