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    Fuck it. Fucking Germany and their wacky time zone. Midday fights. Gay.
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    Oh, and the gutters are scheduled for demo friday afternoon. She's all yours after that.
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    slippery.

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    Just wondering if you're PMs have been reactivated....and if you have ever had gonorrhea of the blowhole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out
    Just wondering if you're PMs have been reactivated....
    subtle hint?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out
    Just wondering if you're PMs have been reactivated....
    subtle hint?
    No.... I enjoy reading this actually...just curious.

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    Yes. We have both been restored to full functionality after that dirty sanchez glory holed our accounts like they were a couple of Filipino sex slaves he had just picked out of the naval base's trash bin.
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    Nutz, when are you going to power wash me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Deputy Nutz
    I am golfing, Saturday?
    Are u good at golf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron12odgers
    Quote Originally Posted by "Deputy Nutz
    I am golfing, Saturday?
    Are u good at golf?
    I am good at just about anything athletically. I am no professional athlete or anything at that level, but when it comes to hand eye coordination I am pretty decent.

    If I had the time to play more than 7 or 8 times a year and actually get out to the range I could shoot in the low 80s. Right now I am stuck in the 85-90 range for a regular 18. Anything under 90 and I am happy.

    The other thing that helps you shoot a low score is being fimilar with the course, and consistently playing the same one. When I was in college, I got a college membership to a course in River Falls, for 200 bucks, all you can play. I put in probably 40 to 50 rounds of golf in that Summer, and I went from shooting in the high 90s to hitting a couple of rounds below 80, Lowest score was a 78. I was playing out of my mind though.

    My life long dream is to become a member at a really nice golf club.

    I play a lot of softball right now, so my wife isn't going to be happy with Softball and Golf every week. I figure I got a long time to play golf, but I certainly don't want to be one of those old fucks killing myself out on the softball field, tearing hammies, breaking hips and shit. I will give up softball in 4 or 5 years. Once the kids are old enough to take on the course I think I will be golfing a whole hell of a lot more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    Nutz, when are you going to power wash me?
    Well are you nice and dirty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    I figure I got a long time to play golf, but I certainly don't want to be one of those old fucks killing myself out on the softball field, tearing hammies, breaking hips and shit.
    Don't forget the Quads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz

    I am good at just about anything athletically. I am no professional athlete or anything at that level, but when it comes to hand eye coordination I am pretty decent.

    If I had the time to play more than 7 or 8 times a year and actually get out to the range I could shoot in the low 80s. Right now I am stuck in the 85-90 range for a regular 18. Anything under 90 and I am happy.

    The other thing that helps you shoot a low score is being fimilar with the course, and consistently playing the same one. When I was in college, I got a college membership to a course in River Falls, for 200 bucks, all you can play. I put in probably 40 to 50 rounds of golf in that Summer, and I went from shooting in the high 90s to hitting a couple of rounds below 80, Lowest score was a 78. I was playing out of my mind though.

    My life long dream is to become a member at a really nice golf club.

    I play a lot of softball right now, so my wife isn't going to be happy with Softball and Golf every week. I figure I got a long time to play golf, but I certainly don't want to be one of those old fucks killing myself out on the softball field, tearing hammies, breaking hips and shit. I will give up softball in 4 or 5 years. Once the kids are old enough to take on the course I think I will be golfing a whole hell of a lot more.
    Good for you. Me, not so much. I've been playing a lot of golf this summer but I don't think I've shot under 100 once in my life from back tees. But I am only 25 so maybe I'll improve with time.

    One thing about golf is that it is as much of a mental game as it is physical. Hit a bad shot and you start losing confidence and you start hitting bad shots after bad shots.

    Yesterday I broke my 4 hybrid and 5 iron. Son of a bitch!

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    When I was 21 I threw a driver about 50 feet into the air and that is where it stayed stuck in a pine tree.

    Don't try to hit driver from the fairway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    Nutz, when are you going to power wash me?
    Well are you nice and dirty?
    Yes. But I need to know when you're coming so I can plan our romantic evening afterward. I'm sure you're going to get those clothes all wet, then we'll need to get those off you and while they're in the dryer... Anyway, you got an idea?
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    umm, lets see, looks like Monday I will be over there with my big slippery wet hose to spray you down. Wife is going out Friday night, so I guess I could my mom to watch the kids then and spray my cleaner all over you Friday night.

    Does that work?

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    Friday works for me. Where do you want to go afterward?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    Friday works for me. Where do you want to go afterward?
    Friday is fucked for everything, I repeat I believe Friday is fucked for everything. Abortion is more than probable.

    Monday, yes Monday.

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    Well fuck. I have to go to class monday. But on the up side, we can get cheap chicken afterward.
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    Dear nutz,

    Are your testicles okay? I can't believe that asian girl wanted two dollars to punch you in your sack, and after such noncommittal blows to your groin area, she's lucky she got one. I probably shouldn't have encouraged, much less funded, such terroristic actions.

    With great remorse,
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