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  1. 06-26-2009, 10:10 PM #1
    packinpatland
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    ?? Cheetos as a weapon???

    This boggles my poor old mind.......


    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090626/...heetos_assault

    Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos

    SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

    Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

    According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

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    Information from: Shelbyville Times-Gazette, http://www.t-g.com
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    Better Cheetos than baseball bats I suppose...?

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    I am relieved no one was "hurt" from the flying Cheetos!
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    Well, Frito-Lay did used to claim Cheetos were Dangerously Cheesy, so I guess they could be considered a weapon.

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    The only danger they pose is to my figure. They have 'em in the vending machine at work and every once in a while...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    The only danger they pose is to my figure. They have 'em in the vending machine at work and every once in a while...
    ...every once in a while mild-mannered MJZiggy turns into a Cheetos-flinging madwoman?
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    The danger is not in throwing them.
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    Re: ?? Cheetos as a weapon???

    Quote Originally Posted by packinpatland
    Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

    Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
    Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P
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    Re: ?? Cheetos as a weapon???

    Quote Originally Posted by GrnBay007
    Quote Originally Posted by packinpatland
    Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

    Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
    Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P
    My head hurts from the thought..........
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  10. 06-27-2009, 08:53 AM #10
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    Re: ?? Cheetos as a weapon???

    Quote Originally Posted by packinpatland
    Quote Originally Posted by GrnBay007
    Quote Originally Posted by packinpatland
    Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

    Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
    Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P
    My head hurts from the thought..........
    I don't think that's where she was suggesting they put them

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