Results 1 to 14 of 14

Thread: Mother f#%&er

  1. #1
    Creepy Rat HOFer SkinBasket's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Licking, Taco
    Posts
    14,427

    Mother f#%&er

    So we decide to buy a nice fine motorcar. We're in a place where we can buy now instead of lease. We get a good deal on the ideal car. Two weeks later some dot head runs into the back end of it at a red light. His car it totaled. Our bumper and exhaust, where his car dove under the bumper and made soup out of it's own engine, needs replacing. What a cluster fuck.

    Milwaukee police made it to the accident scene in just under an hour despite the fact the crushed Hindu car was blocking the main entrance onto the interstate from downtown. Good thing they were able to hire more cops with all that stimulus money, otherwise we might still be waiting.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  2. #2
    Did you ever think that this guy could be an agent of flag@whitehouse.gov? Welcome to your new life.
    After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

  3. #3
    Everybody ok?

  4. #4
    Opa Rat HOFer Freak Out's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Land of the midnight sun
    Posts
    15,405
    Fucking liberal drivers anyway. Was the other driver texting Hussein at the time I wonder?

    Sad to hear about the new car ding though....everyone ok? First new car I purchased was hit within two weeks as well....sideswiped in a parking lot.

  5. #5
    Hope everyone is ok. That's all that really matters.

    Just have a few drinks and deal with the insurance companies.

  6. #6
    Creepy Rat HOFer SkinBasket's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Licking, Taco
    Posts
    14,427
    Yeah, everyone's alright. I have to admit that I was impressed with the durability of the car. That and it was significantly heavier than the offending vehicle.Doesn't even look like the bumper section was pushed into the rear quarter panels at all. Of course, I don't know the extent of the damage under the car other than the exhaust system being fucked.

    I didn't even write the white house any letters yesterday, but the guy had his wife in the car, so god knows how neither of them looked up while driving straight into the back end of another car. I'm guessing they were texting each other while sitting next to each other.

    Good suggestion 007. My wife did enjoy a nice rum and coke before calling the insurance.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  7. #7
    Cheese & Beer Rat All-Pro MichiganPackerFan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    DC
    Posts
    1,683
    I'm sorry you had to go through that, but glad you're ok.

    These are for you:





  8. #8
    Wolf Pack Rat HOFer Deputy Nutz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    In Skin's basket
    Posts
    11,174
    I told you never to buy that car, bad luck. Your wife should hate you.

  9. #9
    Redneck Rat HOFer Little Whiskey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Over There
    Posts
    3,365
    can you now turn that car in on "cash for clunckers"?

  10. #10
    Poser Rat HOFer SnakeLH2006's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Throwing Red Flags All Over McCarthy's Lawn
    Posts
    2,602
    Quote Originally Posted by GrnBay007
    Hope everyone is ok. That's all that really matters.

    Just have a few drinks.
    007 is onto something. This recession is shitty. Peeps are pissed. Skin is unhappy.

    Hell..Snake will do porn style shit with all your wives. Snake has NEVER left any girl unpleased. Skin, I'll bang your wife if only to appease that car carnage. Skin, she might just give you blowjobs again after Snake has his way. Just trying to help yo.
    Snake's Twitter comments would be LEGENDARY.........if I was ugly or gave a shit about Twitter.

  11. #11
    ? HOFer
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Ehh let's not get into that just yet
    Posts
    18,240
    Quote Originally Posted by SnakeLH2006
    Quote Originally Posted by GrnBay007
    Hope everyone is ok. That's all that really matters.

    Just have a few drinks.
    007 is onto something. This recession is shitty. Peeps are pissed. Skin is unhappy.

    Hell..Snake will do porn style shit with all your wives. Snake has NEVER left any girl unpleased. Skin, I'll bang your wife if only to appease that car carnage. Skin, she might just give you blowjobs again after Snake has his way. Just trying to help yo.
    lol, wtf!

  12. #12
    Poser Rat HOFer SnakeLH2006's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Throwing Red Flags All Over McCarthy's Lawn
    Posts
    2,602
    Quote Originally Posted by Partial
    lol, wtf!
    I was just joking...Snake just PM'd Skin about it to make sure he knows, too, as that looks bad in quotes. It looked funny when I typed it, but I meant no disrespect to Skin or anyone.
    My bad.
    Snake's Twitter comments would be LEGENDARY.........if I was ugly or gave a shit about Twitter.

  13. #13
    Creepy Rat HOFer SkinBasket's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Licking, Taco
    Posts
    14,427
    Quote Originally Posted by SnakeLH2006
    Quote Originally Posted by Partial
    lol, wtf!
    I was just joking...Snake just PM'd Skin about it to make sure he knows, too, as that looks bad in quotes. It looked funny when I typed it, but I meant no disrespect to Skin or anyone.
    My bad.
    We be resolved. Snake's a man's man. But not in the reach around kind of way.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  14. #14
    i just wish you were dead

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •