Quote Originally Posted by retailguy
Quote Originally Posted by Zool
Quote Originally Posted by CaptainKickass
I'll take my chances with good ol' mother nature as my source of protection.
You sure you don't have any kids?
xactly!
Haha,

Looks like Captain Kickass gets a dose of his own medicine from his arch-nemesis: Captain Context.

No - for that kind of protection there can be only one:





And that's just for the STD's. There's this procedure a guy can get to ensure he doesn't procreate. But I'll let y'all dwell on that.