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    Redneck Rat HOFer Little Whiskey's Avatar
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    The key factor is that you are feeding it to kids. give them what ever is cheap. they don't care, there kids. if they do tell em to buy their own mustard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey
    The key factor is that you are feeding it to kids. give them what ever is cheap. they don't care, there kids. if they do tell em to buy their own mustard!
    my first thought was "what kids like mustard?", then I remembered that I've got one that does. I dropped that kid on her head when she was young. Explains a lot.

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    Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand
    Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...
    You shold slap some of this on their hot dogs some night and see how they react...

    After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardRoark
    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand
    Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...
    You shold slap some of this on their hot dogs some night and see how they react...

    My sinuses have been acting up. That might be worth a shot. My kid would love that. He's just not normal.
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    Best mustard I ever had was made with this beer while living in Germany.

    http://www.guenzburger-weizen.de/ind...id=1&pageid=17

    Gunzburger Rad!
    C.H.U.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardRoark
    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand
    Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...
    You shold slap some of this on their hot dogs some night and see how they react...

    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    All this talk about mustard?

    I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

    Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

    It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

    .

    You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza
    "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainKickass
    All this talk about mustard?

    I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

    Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

    It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

    .

    You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza
    Kudos on bringing this back to more serious issues.
    After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainKickass
    All this talk about mustard?

    I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

    Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

    It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

    .

    You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza
    Where does the eating of lightly toasted raspberry Pop Tarts fit into your meaning of life scheme?
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainKickass
    All this talk about mustard?

    I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

    Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

    It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

    .

    You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza
    Where does the eating of lightly toasted raspberry Pop Tarts fit into your meaning of life scheme?
    That obviously depends greatly upon what kind of mustard you slather on them.

    Haven't you been paying attention?
    "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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    Are you going bald? What is the best solution?

    The shave your head solution:



    The short buzzcut option (and toss in a goatee, soulpatch, etc. to compensate):



    The amazing combover:





    The toupee:



    Hairplugs (throw in a weave to boot):






    Chiahead:



    The natural look:




    The full wig:



    The cheap solution - paint some hair right on there (or get out that extra large sharpie):



    Any other ideas? Which way should I go to reverse nature's evil schemes?
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    Freaking Midnight Oil......great band.
    C.H.U.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out
    Freaking Midnight Oil......great band.
    agree:

    I pray for sense and reason,
    Who's gonna shave me?
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

    I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

    I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

    what does this mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by retailguy
    my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

    I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

    I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

    what does this mean?
    i would have went to the bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by retailguy
    my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

    I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

    I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

    what does this mean?
    It means you should have paid the bill...




    Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Quote Originally Posted by retailguy
    my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

    I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

    I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

    what does this mean?
    It means you should have paid the bill...




    Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.
    rain fade. they can't fix that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Quote Originally Posted by retailguy
    my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

    I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

    I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

    what does this mean?
    It means you should have paid the bill...




    Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.
    It was out until 3 minutes before the end of the game. It was very overcast and really windy here. rained hard after the game.

    I usually don't lose the tv, even in a driving rainstorm.

    it was odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retailguy
    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Quote Originally Posted by retailguy
    my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

    I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

    I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

    what does this mean?
    It means you should have paid the bill...




    Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.
    It was out until 3 minutes before the end of the game. It was very overcast and really windy here. rained hard after the game.

    I usually don't lose the tv, even in a driving rainstorm.

    it was odd.
    Ah. Thanks for reminding me. The closest sports bar closed in the offseason--maybe had to do with being stupid enough to have a band playing during the Ravens' playoff game, but I digress--and I need to find the next closest in case of weather.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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