Arrigo-for-Patler Rumors Intensify in Bakersfield

[Tarlam!]

Patler, stop this nonsense.You will have permission to retire whan you lay in your coffin. And you will not be traded.

I am willing to quadruple what you make, though,

[Tony Oday]

I don't even know why we dignify this...yeah you Patler have posted well and really that one year WAS magical but now you are just hanging on for the money. Dont mask it for the love of the post! I think we can roll with what we have here and not miss a beat.

I hear RubeChat on KFAN needs a poster...maybe you can try to regain your glory there because here we are sick of your me first attitude! Lets see what happens when you miss your super post by one punctuation mark...


(hehe)

[Scott Campbell]

Apparently I have morphed from being Hawk-like to being Favre-like!

Maybe I should just retire? I don't know, I really can't imagine myself posting anywhere else. I would hate to have to learn all the rules, regulations and procedures at a new site. Why should I, at my age. If they ever bring in a new, young hot-shot poster, I'll just retire. I certainly don't want to stay too long, when I become just a rambling old fan living in the past. I would rather go out knowing I still had intelligent comments to make.

I don't know what to do. This is just so hard!

Scott Campbell would like to thank Patler and his family for his considerable contributions to this site over the years, and wishes him well in all future endeavors.


And now I am done talking about this with all you meatballs. If anyone has any further questions on the matter I can be reached through Ari Fleischer.

[Patler]

Apparently I have morphed from being Hawk-like to being Favre-like!

Maybe I should just retire? I don't know, I really can't imagine myself posting anywhere else. I would hate to have to learn all the rules, regulations and procedures at a new site. Why should I, at my age. If they ever bring in a new, young hot-shot poster, I'll just retire. I certainly don't want to stay too long, when I become just a rambling old fan living in the past. I would rather go out knowing I still had intelligent comments to make.

I don't know what to do. This is just so hard!

Scott Campbell would like to thank Patler and his family for his considerable contributions to this site over the years, and wishes him well in all future endeavors.


And now I am done talking about this with all you meatballs. If anyone has any further questions on the matter I can be reached through Ari Fleischer.

Will you be sending me the the keyboard and monitor I have used? Oh, wait, I already own those!

[DannoMac21]

We need a one hour ESPN special to officially announce something like this.

[Fritz]

Doesn't Joe's run the same kind of board that Packerrats does?

[Patler]

Doesn't Joe's run the same kind of board that Packerrats does?

Same software? (Look of excitement on Patler's face)

Uh, can I have an unconditional release? (Or at least a lucrative offer to stay retired?)

[Joemailman]

No release. Will you agree to a trade to BuffaloBillsBlog.com?

[3irty1]

I thought Patler might have a meltdown after we used the franchise tag on him for the 4th year in a row.

[sharpe1027]

If Patler leaves, the heir apparent would be under an enormous amount of pressure.

[Patler]

If Patler leaves, the heir apparent would be under an enormous amount of pressure.

Hey, its not my job to get him ready to take over.

[Bossman641]

I'm so damn sick of Patler's relatives leaking to Mortensen how unwanted he feels here. Don't you also all remember that time he talked to purplepride.org and told them our usernames and passwords?

[vince]

Joe Johnson is to blame for all that. He makes Patler feel unwanted here.

[MichiganPackerFan]

Did you know that with just a couple beers, some white electrical tape, a scissors, some bandaids and a cheese head for comforts, you can easily transform your jersey from the one who has departed to another one of our valuable posters?

PATLER!
TARLAM!

[Patler]

Did you know that with just a couple beers, some white electrical tape, a scissors, some bandaids and a cheese head for comforts, you can easily transform your jersey from the one who has departed to another one of our valuable posters?

PATLER!
TARLAM!

Is there an instructional video?

[mraynrand]

Did the Packerrats organization offer Patler 20 bucks to be a Packerrats spokesperson instead of taking his insights elsewhere?

[MichiganPackerFan]

Did you know that with just a couple beers, some white electrical tape, a scissors, some bandaids and a cheese head for comforts, you can easily transform your jersey from the one who has departed to another one of our valuable posters?

PATLER!
TARLAM!

Is there an instructional video?

if i only had the first idea how to get that done!

[Fritz]

Did you know that with just a couple beers, some white electrical tape, a scissors, some bandaids and a cheese head for comforts, you can easily transform your jersey from the one who has departed to another one of our valuable posters?

PATLER!
TARLAM!

Ah, you didn't hear. Tarlam just got cut.

Picked up by another site, though.

[Cheesehead Craig]

I for one am sick of Patler's pandering to the media. His commercials are irritating: Him shilling Walmart sweatpants, buying a TV at Costco and SuperAmerica credit cards.

[Guiness]

Don't worry everyone. I know that the failed public attempt to replace him with Shamrockfan divided everyone here, I have it on good authority that Tank and Lawyer Joe are ready to step forward if the administrator here would just fall out of bed, hit his head and give them a call!