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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Mike
    That looks pretty awesome. Were you aware that you can get sealer that lasts like, 20 years?? It's ridiculously expensive, tho.

    20 years in a shower?

    Might be worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Bigguns
    I always thought of weed like sex. It great, its good, and even when it is bad..it is still pretty good.

    Thank you..i'll be here all week. Try the prime rib. Don't forget to tip your waitress!
    I think your act needs a little spark, maybe a preshow line of coke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Mike
    That looks pretty awesome. Were you aware that you can get sealer that lasts like, 20 years?? It's ridiculously expensive, tho.

    20 years in a shower?

    Might be worth it.
    3-5 years for $140.00/gal

    http://www.stonetechstore.com/prodde...prod=BPSS%2D1G

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    The other side of the room. The mirrors are on sliders with medicine cabinets behind.
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  5. #205
    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Mike
    3-5 years for $140.00/gal
    wow, harsh. I raped a woman and only served two years.

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    Updates?
    All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Mike
    3-5 years for $140.00/gal
    wow, harsh. I raped a woman and only served two years.
    Was she dressed like a dude?
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    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    So I cleaned. I would apologize for the delay if I didn't hate all of you. Here's the final product:


    The newly enclosed turd receptacle.


    Sink, mirrors, faucets.


    Shower with anus shaving bench.


    Tub, shower with anus spraying nozzles.

    I would recommend nutz's pops to anyone, but he won't work for you because you're all a bunch of assholes. Well, he might, but he wouldn't like it.
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    That's beautiful.

    I'm glad I don't have to clean that glass, though. :P
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    God I'm going to miss all the work someone else did to this shitter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Partial View Post
    Right, so you have created an endless sperm cycle. Your testicles should grow and grow and grow. At least it is reversable that way where as killing the testicles and thus the sperm is not.


    Nutz and I were just recalling this greatest moment in packerrats history last week. I'm glad i stumbled across it again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Partial View Post
    so you have your testicle right. That is the miniature sperm factory. Per the wet dream theory, the sperm must exit upon too high of a quantity. If there is no exit tube, there sperm factory gets overloaded with sperm. Too much sperm is never a good thing.

    I don't think its unheard of to not know how this works. I took 4 years of science in HS. Astronomy and geology one year, biology the next, chemistry the next, AP chemistry and physics.

    My girlfriend, the physicians assistant student and gynocologist worker with a degree in biology, says she would have to look up how the sperm gets out.

    Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot. I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.
    Man, I haven't laughed so hard since we fed Partial to the wolves.
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    That is some classic shit. Holy fuck.
    C.H.U.D.

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    Man, somehow I have developed a rep as the local idiot. I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person.
    a great line in packerrat history. thanks skin.

    maybe you should build a greatest hits thread. maybe we could grab some old stuff from JSO and CE too! I wonder if they ever shut those old forums down?

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    The christian encourager.....I lasted about 30 seconds there. Wasn't that a Tex hang out?
    C.H.U.D.

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    the end was kinda fun over at CE. UPF just kinda melted down.

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    Remember when this board first came around and Test (Matt) antagonized EVERYONE???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Mike View Post
    Remember when this board first came around and Test (Matt) antagonized EVERYONE???
    The Torrance Marshall thread was JSO wasn't it?

    That was like a rip in the wormhole that took a football forum places it shouldn't have gone.
    [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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    Wasn't there a classic "I think I'm Prego" thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell View Post
    Wasn't there a classic "I think I'm Prego" thread?
    It's in the fucking Garbage with everything else that doesn't suck cock about this forum.
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