And all this time I thought she just had Parkinson's.
I wondered why you got an A+ for the entire semester when you were skipping out most times to roll around under the bleachers with whats-his-name and smoke weed. You could have clued a sister in, you know.
You always get the corndog and you hog up all the condiments. Once in awhile I'd like to go to Australia too, you know.
Dingo ate my baby my rosie red apple bottom, once a year for my birthday isn't occasional enough. Off the prong, dammit.
Last edited by easy cheesy; 05-17-2011 at 09:14 PM.
Football been very very good to me
I knew when I agreed to our little "thing" that you were there first, etc. But once in awhile I'd like to be more than support, if you know what I mean. Sit there, move slower, lean in, don't look directly into the camera, jeez. All I ask is that now and then I get to be the milkmaid instead of the bullseye, is that too much to ask?
Oh jeez, he's on now. Are you talking to him on the PM?
I just don't want to be lost in the shuffle, you know? I wake up and he's always on your side of the bed. I know it's not your fault and he does take care of me and all...I dunno. I love you too.
I have very sensitive nether regions and that's what it feels like he's doing :P