Well we haven't tried it with the Dr Drew part yet but get a little Grey Goose in me and we'll see...
Well we haven't tried it with the Dr Drew part yet but get a little Grey Goose in me and we'll see...
LOL I just remembered that night we were all hopped up on Captain Morgan and amyl nitrate and I was all IT WONT GO IN THERE and you were all THE HUMAN BODY CAN ADJUST TO ADVERSE EXTREMES and he was in the corner videotaping a spider.
It had eight legs... he thought it was a "party"... addressing the "spider" fascination anyway... It was a Renfield moment...that poor little spider..Originally Posted by Screwadu
Football been very very good to me
He ate it didn't he? I couldn't see. He said something like "If there's no Ritz crackers gotta MAKE Ritz crackers cause everything's better on a Ritz"
man we were messed up that night
Don't I know it!!! I had an orange ring aroung my mouth for days from the "doodles", not to mention the Cherry Slurpees. The "Captain" was definitely calling that night.
Football been very very good to me
What a gal won't do for a hella lot of inches and free narcotics.
Ohhhhh and does Mike have inches...lots and lots of inches... sorry I stuck you with his lesser endowed wing man last time... four inches doesn't mean much unless you're Brett Favre... thanks for taking one "for the team"...now... about those narcotics....
Football been very very good to me
We'll live to fight another day my sweet lil bitch....
Football been very very good to me
Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun... but Mama... that's where the fun is....
Football been very very good to me
Football been very very good to me
Can't sleep and have a long day ahead....xanax hasn't kicked in... what's a "fur baby" to do?????
Football been very very good to me
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After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.
Yeah this place is fuckin lost now. Hope it is worth Iron Mike getting his dick wet.
Its ALWAYS worth getting your dick wet. Otherwise crazy chicks would never get laid.
What the mother fuck happened in here? You folks need to start your own vagina dialogues thread.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
"Oh my eggs!"
Remember back in the good ole days when two rat chicks would have a conversation and all the men would get all rock hard about chicks digging on football and all guys pictured "Jo" from "Facts of Life" as the women on this forum? Goof shit man, goofy shit.
I'm here alone with 2 kids, a cat and a fucking idiot puppy. I miss you.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
Cincynattica is a loney place.
Shit... Zsa Zsa is in a coma..... she'll probably be dead by the time I get my morning Starbucks.. so... just to stay ahead of "the game" (insert inside joke here.) RIP Zsa Zsa....
Football been very very good to me
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