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    When that thing grows up, he's going to shit five lbs. a day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy View Post
    When that thing grows up, he's going to shit five lbs. a day.
    She already does that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post


    Looks like the cane corso is probably the winner, due to it's loyalty and disposition toward children.
    There is a difference between "the cane corso has an easy disposition toward children" and "children are easily digested by the cane corso".
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    As long as it eats the annoying kids first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarlam
    It's now ilegal to dock dogs in Germany. It is so weird seeing Dobermen with long tails!
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    That is fucked up. You can still give your baby a circumcision?
    The tail is an extension of the spine. Docking it is essentially cutting off the last foot of the dog's spine

    There are many historical reasons for the docking, but none terribly valid. Maybe (barely) the gun dogs that get burrs caught in their tail. Just like circumcision Skin - maybe, a long time ago, it made sense for soldiers fighting trench warfare, but pretty much no reason anymore.
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    It's not like they're turning these dogs into paraplegics. I think those tails get cropped because of the damage they do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guiness View Post
    The tail is an extension of the spine. Docking it is essentially cutting off the last foot of the dog's spine

    There are many historical reasons for the docking, but none terribly valid. Maybe (barely) the gun dogs that get burrs caught in their tail. Just like circumcision Skin - maybe, a long time ago, it made sense for soldiers fighting trench warfare, but pretty much no reason anymore.
    Just how gay are you? Last foot of spine my ass. They band it, it falls off, and the pup is none the wiser. How terrible.

    As far as circumcision goes, outside of SF's intolerant attempt to attack the Jewish religion, I've also known a couple guys who had smegma problems growing up, and they sure as shit weren't anything near being soldiers in a trench.

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    I should also mentioned we just had her ears laser cropped. PEW! PEW! PEW! I'm sure Satan is waiting for me.

    Of course as a result, she had itchy ears for a WHOLE DAY! I feel deep regret and shame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I should also mentioned we just had her ears laser cropped. PEW! PEW! PEW! I'm sure Satan is waiting for me.

    Of course as a result, she had itchy ears for a WHOLE DAY! I feel deep regret and shame.
    But your doggy had the shame of the elizabethan collar! I bet all the other pups made fun of her at doggie day care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    But your doggy had the shame of the elizabethan collar! I bet all the other pups made fun of her at doggie day care.

    Actually, the laser aids healing enough and the pain meds reduced the itching so all that's required are stitches. She tried to scratch a few times, so I taped baby socks on her back feet. Not that that's any less shameful than the cone.
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    My Boxer, Tucker. Going on 4 years old and still romps around like a puppy. One of the nicest dogs you can get if you have children. They'll keep your kids from getting overweight, too with all the energy they have



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimx29 View Post
    My Boxer, Tucker. Going on 4 years old and still romps around like a puppy. One of the nicest dogs you can get if you have children. They'll keep your kids from getting overweight, too with all the energy they have
    OMG! That docked tail must still be causing untold emotional and physical pain!!!!

    YOU CHOPPED OFF HIS SPINE!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    Just how gay are you? Last foot of spine my ass. They band it, it falls off, and the pup is none the wiser.
    They do that to Bulls and Rep. Weiner (D-NY). Nobody is all that concerned about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleft Crusty View Post
    They do that to Bulls and Rep. Weiner (D-NY). Nobody is all that concerned about it.
    .....do I care? That's for you fellas to answer, maybe I do, and then again, who knows?

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    On a side note, as I looked for a Brett picture for the above post, I realized that my schadenfreude for the man seems to be waning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    Nice socks. Can she get up easily or is it worth videotaping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I should also mentioned we just had her ears laser cropped. PEW! PEW! PEW! I'm sure Satan is waiting for me.

    Of course as a result, she had itchy ears for a WHOLE DAY! I feel deep regret and shame.
    Another reason why I am better than, my dog's ears are naturally pointed. You're so gay it hurts, now your dog pays the price!

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