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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell View Post
    Road bikes - almost always. At least that's how it used to be. Mountain bikes have beads that aren't so tight that you can't change them with your hands.
    this is what i think of as a tire iron. not a blue piece of plastic. (which i would assume would be called a Tire Plastic?)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Partial View Post
    Gave blood today. I wonder how many of the people in GOP thread give blood regularly? I'm guessing not many. I would rather these people didn't get to use my o negative.
    asshats of the world unite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    this is what i think of as a tire iron. not a blue piece of plastic. (which i would assume would be called a Tire Plastic?)



    That's too big and heavy to carry on the bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    this is what i think of as a tire iron. not a blue piece of plastic. (which i would assume would be called a Tire Plastic?)

    Tire levers

    http://www.parktool.com/product/esse...tool-kit-wtk-1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell View Post
    Bike tubes are cheap. I wouldn't screw with patches, but to each their own.

    http://www.performancebike.com/bikes...egoryId=400905
    You can buy some very tiny patch kits that work amazing. I've been on longer rides where I've had multiple flats....it's always a good thing to have.
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    I used one of those to fuck my mom once. It was a little awkward. Since it fit.
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    Skinbasket you are not wanted here. You're on my block list so your post is hidden. Please don't post here any longer out of respect. I will let you do your thing & expect in return that you stay out of my threads, don't respond to me, etc. I don't want any affiliation with you at all on these forums.

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    Well, I got slaughtered in tennis today. Couldn't move on the court. Very lathargic. I can hang with the kid too, I know it, but he beat me 1-6, 1-6. I was playing 1 singles in a 3.5 league.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Partial View Post
    Skinbasket you are not wanted here. You're on my block list so your post is hidden. Please don't post here any longer out of respect. I will let you do your thing & expect in return that you stay out of my threads, don't respond to me, etc. I don't want any affiliation with you at all on these forums.
    I'm just a squirrel. Not sure what I'm supposed to "respect." Of course, you won't see this because you've blocked me, which makes your post making demands about who posts where all the more ridiculous.
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    I also have smelly gas this morning. Probably because it's so hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I'm just a squirrel. Not sure what I'm supposed to "respect." Of course, you won't see this because you've blocked me, which makes your post making demands about who posts where all the more ridiculous.
    yep

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I also have smelly gas this morning. Probably because it's so hot.
    wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    wow
    I meant hot outside. Not in my anus or my intestines or wherever it is farts stay until you push them out. Although they might just be thermally balanced today. Especially with the humidity. In my anus.

    This one time, I tried paying people in stores with green acorns and they laughed at me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I meant hot outside. Not in my anus or my intestines or wherever it is farts stay until you push them out. Although they might just be thermally balanced today. Especially with the humidity. In my anus.

    This one time, I tried paying people in stores with green acorns and they laughed at me.
    interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    interesting
    I know, right? So you got any questions about dating or personal hygiene you need answered?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I know, right? So you got any questions about dating or personal hygiene you need answered?
    What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
    Quote Originally Posted by 3irty1 View Post
    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
    How much are your balls going to sweat in the time between pooping and sexing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    How much are your balls going to sweat in the time between pooping and sexing?
    I'm going to say a moderate amount. Its been so hot lately.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3irty1 View Post
    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    How can the ladies resist. Sometimes I think I'd rather have Harlan as my wingman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
    what if you shit in the shower?

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