Getting to know you

[Harlan Huckleby]

There was a period (80's? 90's?) when it became the common wisdom that it is best to let it grow, let it blossom, let it flow.

[MJZiggy]

You have your period again?

[Harlan Huckleby]

you could weigh-in too, ya know, it's not unheard of

[MJZiggy]

It's not my week.

[woodbuck27]

[Upnorth]

So can we have a poll about if your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

[Harlan Huckleby]

can you tie them in a knot? can you tie them in a bow?

[Joemailman]

Do Your Balls Hang Low?
Do They Swing To And Fro?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow?
*Can You Throw 'Em Over Your Shoulder,
*Like a Continental Soldier?
Can You Do The Double Shuffle,
When Your Balls Hang Low?

Chorus:
Ting-A-Ling, God Damn, Find a Woman If You Can.
If You Can't Find a Woman, Find a Clean Old Man.
If You're Ever In Gibraltar, Take a Flying Fuck At Walter.
Can You Do The Double Shuffle When Your Balls Hang Low?

Other Verses
same as original verse, except you replace the * lines above with the following:

Do They Make a Lusty Clamor,
When You Hit 'Em With a Hammer?

Can You Bounce 'Em Off The Wall,
Like An Indian Rubber Ball?

Do They Make a Hollow Sound,
When You Drag 'Em On The Ground?

Do You Feel a Mellow Tingle,
When You Hit 'Em With a Shingle?

Do They Squeal Like Dogs,
When You Tromp 'Em With Your Clogs?

Do They Have a Salty Taste,
When You Wrap 'Em Round Your Waist?

Do They Chime Like a Gong,
When You Pull Upon Your Dong?

[woodbuck27]

Do Your Balls Hang Low?
Do They Swing To And Fro?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow?
*Can You Throw 'Em Over Your Shoulder,
*Like a Continental Soldier?
Can You Do The Double Shuffle,
When Your Balls Hang Low?

Chorus:
Ting-A-Ling, God Damn, Find a Woman If You Can.
If You Can't Find a Woman, Find a Clean Old Man.
If You're Ever In Gibraltar, Take a Flying Fuck At Walter.
Can You Do The Double Shuffle When Your Balls Hang Low?

Other Verses
same as original verse, except you replace the * lines above with the following:

Do They Make a Lusty Clamor,
When You Hit 'Em With a Hammer?

Can You Bounce 'Em Off The Wall,
Like An Indian Rubber Ball?

Do They Make a Hollow Sound,
When You Drag 'Em On The Ground?

Do You Feel a Mellow Tingle,
When You Hit 'Em With a Shingle?

Do They Squeal Like Dogs,
When You Tromp 'Em With Your Clogs?

Do They Have a Salty Taste,
When You Wrap 'Em Round Your Waist?

Do They Chime Like a Gong,
When You Pull Upon Your Dong?

WOW your a Bohemian. Nice poetry.

[Harlan Huckleby]

We've wandered south and lost our foreskin focus.

My gym is a sports medicine rehab center, filled with old men whose balls drag along the shower floor. So my survey of the male anatomy is highly skewed. I'm guessing the uncircumsized are under 40. Yet, I've never seen an uncircumsized penis in porn. Why? Maybe it is time for the testimony of an adult entertainment expert. Skinbasket?

[SkinBasket]

We've wandered south and lost our foreskin focus.

My gym is a sports medicine rehab center, filled with old men whose balls drag along the shower floor. So my survey of the male anatomy is highly skewed. I'm guessing the uncircumsized are under 40. Yet, I've never seen an uncircumsized penis in porn. Why? Maybe it is time for the testimony of an adult entertainment expert. Skinbasket?

You're probably watching the wrong kind of porn. Gays hate foreskin.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Gays hate foreskin.

interesting. what's your gripe, no personality?

[mraynrand]

Circumcision has value if you observe the law, but if you break the law, you have become as though you had not been circumcised.

[woodbuck27]

Circumcision has value if you observe the law, but if you break the law, you have become as though you had not been circumcised.

WOW ! That's deep. Maybe I should post..... 'cutting edge'.

[MJZiggy]

Circumcision has value if you observe the law, but if you break the law, you have become as though you had not been circumcised.

So, what? They check?

[mraynrand]

hint: It's code for works righteousness.

[Harlan Huckleby]

hint: nobody knows what the fuck you are talking about, with the possible exception of woody, in which case you two are communicating in elvish.

[mraynrand]

hint: nobody knows what the fuck you are talking about, with the possible exception of woody, in which case you two are communicating in elvish.

Clever, yet banal.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Clever, yet banal.

Yes, I'm so gauche. tut tut


You must love that word gauche to death. I don't speak no frenchy, but it comes from french word for "left". french word for "right" is adroit.