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  1. 02-17-2012, 07:38 AM #1
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    Hey, woman.

    Yeah, you.

    When you fucking ask for help with something you don't understand, you know what I don't want to hear? "Why would you do that?" in a pissy voice that suggests what I did was not only wrong, but that you had a better idea. Or any idea. Especially when I just saved you 30 minutes of general bumblefucking around.

    Furthermore, when I then become short with my answers about what you're doing (you know, that thing you're fucking up because you have no idea what you're doing - just opinions about how I'm doing it) don't accuse me of being the one who's being pissy about it. Because then you get to figure shit out on your own.

    Good day.
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  2. 02-17-2012, 08:59 AM #2
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  4. 02-17-2012, 10:59 AM #4
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    That is the facts of marriage. Women think they know everything even about shit they admit they know nothing about. It is in their nature. It is also part of the gay culture as well.
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  5. 02-17-2012, 01:57 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    Yeah, you.

    When you fucking ask for help with something you don't understand, you know what I don't want to hear? "Why would you do that?" in a pissy voice that suggests what I did was not only wrong, but that you had a better idea. Or any idea. Especially when I just saved you 30 minutes of general bumblefucking around.

    Furthermore, when I then become short with my answers about what you're doing (you know, that thing you're fucking up because you have no idea what you're doing - just opinions about how I'm doing it) don't accuse me of being the one who's being pissy about it. Because then you get to figure shit out on your own.

    Good day.

    While technically correct, I'm going to suggest you temper the overall theme just a bit.
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  6. 02-17-2012, 03:03 PM #6
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    Simple fix.

    Slap dat silly bitch!!
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  7. 02-18-2012, 07:14 AM #7
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    She made up for it by ordering these:

    http://yourmasque.com/
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  8. 02-18-2012, 12:29 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out View Post
    So she'll blow you now?
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    So what was the moral of the story?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    So what was the moral of the story?
    Be considerate when dropping loads on those you love?
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  13. 02-19-2012, 08:43 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    So what was the moral of the story?
    Its tHe low calorie taste sensation that is sweeping the nation. Why go out for a milkshake when you can have a homemade in bed instead.

    (I just disgusted myself)
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  14. 02-21-2012, 04:24 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
    That is the facts of marriage. Women think they know everything even about shit they admit they know nothing about. It is in their nature. It is also part of the gay culture as well.
    Been married to my wife for 4 years - have never even had an argument.

    The trick is - don't marry an American woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    She made up for it by ordering these:

    http://yourmasque.com/
    That's just her sweet way of saying you taste disgusting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadScientist View Post
    That's just her sweet way of saying you taste disgusting.
    And you like the taste of a man?
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  17. 02-22-2012, 10:18 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by wist43 View Post
    Been married to my wife for 4 years - have never even had an argument.

    The trick is - don't marry an American woman.
    Another happy "Mail Ordered" customer
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