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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I'm not doctor, but I believe that a) it's far too solidified to be drained and b) draining only serves to greatly increase the rate of infection. Thus, unless something is in danger, they want to let it resolve itself.
    Good point. Scrotum, heal thyself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I'm not doctor, but I believe that a) it's far too solidified to be drained and b) draining only serves to greatly increase the rate of infection. Thus, unless something is in danger, they want to let it resolve itself.

    I'm just shocked that it was infection free in the first place.

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    Good point

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell View Post
    I'm just shocked that it was infection free in the first place.
    My balls are some of the cleanest on earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
    You can't have it drained, you have to have it removed. Been there.
    So did you have it removed or did you suffer the extra weight? Have you told me this before? It's hard to believe we haven't discussed this topic.
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    Yes, but it was from my youth and it gave me a huge nutsack. See the moral of the story is don't walk infront of a pitching machine when the light is blinking. Damage to the testicles and then I grew a huge protective shield over the testicle. I had it removed when I was 20 and they put a drainage tube and bag in my nutsack threw the skin of my adomen. The worst part is when they pulled the drainage tube out of me. I have impressed many.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    My balls are some of the cleanest on earth.
    I thought dog mouths were quite dirty.

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    actually very clean, reasonably moist as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
    Mine's bigger.

    Geoduck!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Mike View Post
    Geoduck!!!!
    Man I loves me some Geoduck chowda!
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    Is SkinBasket dead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardRoark View Post
    Is SkinBasket dead?

    I think he's busy digging up more stats on JaMarcus Russell
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    Maybe somehow his balls are preventing him from posting...
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    Howz the jewels.....or what's left of them?
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    The pain lasted about a week, then subsided when I took my balls to Great Wolf and spent long hours in the hot tub between episodes of slapping them on water slides. The hematoma is reducing nicely, and is down about 30-40% from it's peak. It moves around inside the sack now instead of pushing against it in a desperate effort to break my scrotum wide open, and almost just feels like a hard, heavy testicle 4 times too big. So, to sum, things are going splendidly. Only 3 more ejaculations until I take them a baby batter sample to make sure the sugar is missing.
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    Great Wolf should put that in their brochures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardRoark View Post
    Great Wolf should put that in their brochures.
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    How are the scrotums these days boys? Everything all healed up and functioning norm.....well...you know what I mean.
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