I thought a milf was just a milf, but a cougar was a respectably mature milf with a thing for younger men?Originally Posted by GrnBay007
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I thought a milf was just a milf, but a cougar was a respectably mature milf with a thing for younger men?
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
Worked on housing stuff today.......getting closer and more anxiety for mom! I just can't imagine what it will be like without her living here.She has made parenting so easy for me....I hope her college experience is everything and more she's ever dreamed it would be!
It will be OK, Nutz. Just make sure she wears on bra on their first date.
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
According to Urban Dictionary... such as that is.... don't shoot the grammar messenger....
MILF...
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
Cougar....
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Football been very very good to me
They are all a weird.
It will be OK, Nutz. Just make sure she wears on bra on their first date.
Killjoy.
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
There is just something about Vision Question that gets my blood pumping, and it ain't the horrible wrestling.It will be OK, Nutz. Just make sure she wears on bra on their first date.
I bet your VHS tape is all wore out where Shute is climbing the stadium steps with a tree on his back.
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
Congrats! That's a great accomplishment.
You should be proud. Happily....I know from experience. I've got a great daughter too!
The best cougar on the planet... fictional anyway... and the only reason she can't qualify for MILF is because she chose not to procreate... "Patsy ain't no mom but she's got it goin' on"....la la la...lolz... Demi's cougar stock just dropped however, kind of like someone found the proverbial Picture of Dorian Gray, exposed it and she's now swimmin' in Boweevils and skull worms and shit... just keep sniffin' that nitrous gurrrrrl!
Football been very very good to me
Question: What do you call geriatric cougar? A saber-tooth?
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