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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell View Post
    Real funny Henny Youngman!

    And just where the hell were you when I tried to start a caption contest?




    Assuming that is a smart phone with internet I would like to submit the following,
    'How am I supposed to write an essay about pack rats with out using the word asshole. Maybe drama queen would work.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell View Post
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    Brett Favre's nephew arrested for drug possession

    Dylan Favre, the 20-year-old nephew of Brett Favre, was arrested today in Mississippi on a charge of possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute.


    Isn't that the guy who was lighting up high school football as a QB a few years ago? Or, was it a different nephew?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patler View Post
    Isn't that the guy who was lighting up high school football as a QB a few years ago? Or, was it a different nephew?

    Nice pun!


    Yeah, I think it's the same guy. It's hard keeping all these Favre rap sheets straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Upnorth View Post
    Assuming that is a smart phone with internet I would like to submit the following,
    'How am I supposed to write an essay about pack rats with out using the word asshole. Maybe drama queen would work.'


    Good stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell View Post
    Real funny Henny Youngman!

    And just where the hell were you when I tried to start a caption contest?




    I can't ever think of something that funny for caption contest deals, oh great bigamist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    I can't ever think of something that funny for caption contest deals, oh great bigamist.

    Take my wives..........please.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell View Post
    Nice pun!


    Yeah, I think it's the same guy. It's hard keeping all these Favre rap sheets straight.
    I try (people usually do not notice.)

    Dylan Favre's career has not gone well since high school:

    High School
    2009 Gatorade Player of the Year in the state of Mississippi
    Parade All-America Team
    Named Class 4A Offensive Player of the Year by Mississippi Association of Coaches.
    Senior - 342/529 for 5,589 yards and 63 TDs. Rushed for 1,265 yards, 18 TDs
    Junior - 225/370 for 3,805 yards and 45 TDs.
    Soph. - 196/322 for 3,092 yards and 36 TDs

    Chose Mississippi State over Southern Mississippi and Tulane.
    2010 - Redshirted
    2011 - 13/26 for 119 yards, 1 TD as 3rd string QB.
    2011 - Used Twitter to express frustrations over not being given enough opportunities.
    December 2011 - Quit the team while preparing for the Music City Bowl.
    December 2011 - enrolled at Pearl River Community College to play football.

    April 2012 - arrested on drug charges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patler View Post
    I try (people usually do not notice.)

    Dylan Favre's career has not gone well since high school:

    High School
    2009 Gatorade Player of the Year in the state of Mississippi
    Parade All-America Team
    Named Class 4A Offensive Player of the Year by Mississippi Association of Coaches.
    Senior - 342/529 for 5,589 yards and 63 TDs. Rushed for 1,265 yards, 18 TDs
    Junior - 225/370 for 3,805 yards and 45 TDs.
    Soph. - 196/322 for 3,092 yards and 36 TDs

    Chose Mississippi State over Southern Mississippi and Tulane.
    2010 - Redshirted
    2011 - 13/26 for 119 yards, 1 TD as 3rd string QB.
    2011 - Used Twitter to express frustrations over not being given enough opportunities.
    December 2011 - Quit the team while preparing for the Music City Bowl.
    December 2011 - enrolled at Pearl River Community College to play football.

    April 2012 - arrested on drug charges.
    Sounds like no one taught him how to manage his expectations.

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    Looks like the wheels came off after the 09 season. Just like his notorious uncle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by denverYooper View Post
    Sounds like no one taught him how to manage his expectations.
    That's what she said:

    No longer the member of any fan clubs. I'm tired of jinxing players out of the league and into obscurity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smidgeon View Post
    That's what she said:



    SCORE!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by denverYooper View Post
    Sounds like no one taught him how to manage his expectations.
    A sense of entitlement based on past athletic prowess perhaps? Who could he ever have learned that from?

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    What's wrong with Pearl River Community College??
    "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    What's wrong with Pearl River Community College??
    EXACTLY! I took all my noodling classes there.

    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodbuck27 View Post
    Upnorth my stance in that whole thing has always been simply this. To do what I felt was necessary to protect Brett Favre's wife Deanna and the children and his family from all this CRAP as their innoscent.

    I avoid this issue like I would poison. Sorry Upnorth I cannot comment on any meaning or double meaning. It's total garbage to me.

    Entertainment for 'small minds'.
    Then we should discuss none of the personal problems any player gets into, ever, Not Underwood and his "ladies of the evening", not Jolly and his drugs, not Walden and his disagreement with his girlfriend, not Seau and his personal issues that lead to an apparent suicide. Not James Lofton and his inappropriate use of a stairwell, or Mossy Cade and his loving attitude toward family members. I doubt that any of these are any less embarrassing to their families than Favre's penis is to his.

    Oh, and before you chastise me as you have others because your remark was not addressed to me, a bulletin board such as this is not a vehicle for personal conversations. While we all at times respond to and invite replies from specific members about specific remarks, it is fair game for anyone to chime in with their own viewpoint.

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    This thread is just supposed to be funny. Chill out Woodbuck, don't get it removed from packerrats history.

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    So on a football related note Favre was one hell of a QB. Let's pretend were hall of fame voters for a moment and forget his off field antics. Keeping this in mind is he top 10 ever? To me he easily was during the regular season, however had a few disheartening gaffs in the post season. I put Starr, Montana and Marino as no brainers above him. I also think of current players Brady and .anning are better. Who else do yÓu think of the modern era qbs is better than Favre?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Upnorth View Post
    So on a football related note Favre was one hell of a QB. Let's pretend were hall of fame voters for a moment and forget his off field antics. Keeping this in mind is he top 10 ever? To me he easily was during the regular season, however had a few disheartening gaffs in the post season. I put Starr, Montana and Marino as no brainers above him. I also think of current players Brady and .anning are better. Who else do yÓu think of the modern era qbs is better than Favre?

    Rodgers. Eli. Brees. Elway.


    People won't ever completely forget the off field antics. Favre's lasting legacy will be his penis, and national ridicule.
    Last edited by Scott Campbell; 05-05-2012 at 10:56 AM.

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    Tebow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by channtheman View Post
    This thread is just supposed to be funny. Chill out Woodbuck, don't get it removed from packerrats history.
    If you don't like the thread, Woodbuck, why are you continuing to read and respond to it???

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