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    Roadkill Rat HOFer mraynrand's Avatar
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    I'm Quitting Packerrats...

    To spend more time with my family. Really, it has nothing to do with hating Madtown, PBmax, the wandering ramblings of Woodbuck or the immoral, debt/bully promoting theories of Tex in FYI. I really want to spend more time cleaning toilets, cooking suburban bourgeoisie burgers, and finding a refrigerator at Lowes with a better ice dispenser and energy star rating.
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    Roadkill Rat HOFer mraynrand's Avatar
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    Sorry, I meant I am resigning. Quitting sounds so defeatist.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    Madtown released the following statement through PackerRats concerning Rand's board resignation:

    For Immediate Release:

    Expletive deleted that tiny, pencil-expletive deleted piece of expletive deleted right in the expletive deleted. I hope he [expires] in a flea-infested expletive deleted expletive deleted-hole while three expletive deleted abuse him with expletive deleted.

    I will miss the expletive deleted.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Roadkill Rat HOFer mraynrand's Avatar
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    ^^^ Sounds like a 49er exec.
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    To infinity and beyond!
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    Roadkill Rat HOFer mraynrand's Avatar
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    Unfortunately for all of you here at Packerrats my family was unanimous: they don't want me to spend more time with them.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Unfortunately for all of you here at Packerrats my family was unanimous: they don't want me to spend more time with them.
    How come we didn't get a vote?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Unfortunately for all of you here at Packerrats my family was unanimous: they don't want me to spend more time with them.
    I'm sorry, but we have already moved on. Are you willing to participate in an open competition for your former spot at Packerrats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patler View Post
    I'm sorry, but we have already moved on. Are you willing to participate in an open competition for your former spot at Packerrats?
    I know a guy who knows a guy who knows Rand's third cousin.

    And she says Rand's secret desire is to moderate on the Purple Pride boards with his buddy MNGolf.

    They have been texting each on on Mad's Framily Plan.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Start a poll please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patler View Post
    I'm sorry, but we have already moved on. Are you willing to participate in an open competition for your former spot at Packerrats?
    NO...there will be no competition, we have moved on. He is welcome to return as a backup poster who can read if it behooves us.
    I don't hold Grudges. It's counterproductive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out View Post
    Start a poll please.
    did someone call my name?

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    Let Cleft Crusty decide.
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    Bye mraynrand, enjoy your family, hope to see you around here and there, but if not, its been cool knowing you the last 8-10 years. I wish you the very best and just did a quick prayer for you
    Formerly known as JustinHarrell.

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    Some things never go away.

    Mean spirits, ghosts and insecure low esteemed attention whores never disappear.

    ie:

    ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodbuck27 View Post
    Some things never go away.

    Mean spirits, ghosts and insecure low esteemed attention whores never disappear.
    That's okay. We would miss you.
    Ring the bells that still can ring
    Forget your perfect offering
    There is a crack, a crack in everything
    That's how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen

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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    I know a guy who knows a guy who knows Rand's third cousin.

    And she says Rand's secret desire is to moderate on the Purple Pride boards with his buddy MNGolf.

    They have been texting each on on Mad's Framily Plan.
    According to protocol, he has to go to a Jets board for one year before going to the Purple one.

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    Roadkill Rat HOFer mraynrand's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinHarrell View Post
    Bye mraynrand, enjoy your family, hope to see you around here and there, but if not, its been cool knowing you the last 8-10 years. I wish you the very best and just did a quick prayer for you
    No worries. I'm pretty sure another team will pick me up to teach zone blocking schemes in a city my wife actually likes.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    Roadkill Rat HOFer mraynrand's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    According to protocol, he has to go to a Jets board for one year before going to the Purple one.
    No, No! This isn't about vacillating on retirement. This is about 'spending more time with the family'
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    Roadkill Rat HOFer mraynrand's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodbuck27 View Post
    Some things never go away.

    Mean spirits, ghosts and insecure low esteemed attention whores never disappear.

    ie:


    This isn't a hockey forum. Try to keep up.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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