Hey, this is my 100th post!

[BallHawk]

The whole malt beverage is used to hook teenagers. I was at a friends party and he and some of his friends were drinking Smirnoff Twisted. There is nothing more pathetic than seeing a kid claiming, "I think I'm drunk," after a half bottle of Smirnoff. They drink being drunk is cool.

I don't see how it's concievably possible to get drunk off malt beverages

I don't really think you can get drunk off those. They are like 7 proof or something. You would have to drink at least 7 of those to get some affects. Yeah, but that gut rut is a bitch.

But, this one kid thought he was drunk after about 3 swigs. Whether he was joking, or got it into his mind he really was drunk, I do not know.

One thing that I did last year for Language Arts, was I made a cocktail for my classmates(Cinderella, Non-Alcoholic Of course.) They liked it so much, and one of them asked why it was so good. I responded, telling them I had used a special concoction of beverages that could cause them to get very hyper. For the rest of the class they were jumping jump up and down and begging for more, like a crack addict. Well, you should of seen the look on their face when I told them the only sweet thing that was in it was Splenda. They walked out of the class quitely, after that.

It's just how much you want to belive it.

[GBRulz]

HA, that's funny, Ballhawk!! Speaking of "putting your mind to something".... when my sister was in college, she was approached by a group of teenagers to go buy them alcohol. The kids didn't have a whole lot of money, so they asked for some Boone's Farm. Ya know, that quality, 3 dollar a bottle wine? Well, my sis and her friends said ok and for the teenagers to come back in an hour. Being a financially strapped college student herself, she bought 5 bottles, came back to her place, put the Boone's Farm in a different container of her own and filled the bottles back up with a couple different flavors of kool-aid. Gave the bottles to the teens and as her and her friends drank the stuff they put into the containers, they proceeded to watch the teenagers get "drunk" on kool-aid.

[BallHawk]

Great story, GB!