lol @ bold part.Originally Posted by woodbuck27
You just made Mae and my day.
Ohh ........... Suicide isn't a proper response. Get out of the basement. Boot your parents upstairs.
I'd miss your humour. We don't have enough of that around here.
Move on up in the world. You don't need to flip burgers like a boy. Become a Pizza Delivery Man.
Dr. John Holmes. mmmmm .... Something about that name that bothers me. Wasn't he a protagonist on Criminal Minds?
Save 'YOUR $MONEY$
RE: any attitudinal or emotional/mentlal issues. Solve them pronto:
Use 'Ask Jeeves'.
Woodbuck, you're a compassionate fellow, so I'll go ahead and admit that I was joking in the other post, well sort off...Maybe not. lol
Inspired to write it after watching an episode of that notorious show, Family Guy - you know that funny show that got cancelled not once but twice because a few humorless fishmongers, instead of simply ignoring the show altogether, kept complaining to the FCC.
Fuck it, I'm sick of flipping burgers. Imma take a grammar class at the local community college, and afterward, move to Hollywood to become a porn parody scriptwriter. I believe, as a writer, I am a diamond in the rough.
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