Well fuck me sideways and call me Woodbuck, but what the fuck is a Jesus fund? My cousin is asking the family to donate to a Jesus fund where we know someone suffering a tragedy we give them the money. I say fuck that, my idea of a tragedy is a whole fuck load different than someone else's. Oh ya, no questions asked. I mean I come from a good family, but it wouldn't be crazy to think someone might have a meth problem.
ask questionsOriginally Posted by Deputy Nutz
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
Buy them a cheeseburger. Bun fuck it before you give it to them though.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
It smells as bad as rotten cheese made from elephant cum.
Your penis or the bun?
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
Jesus wept
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
This sounds like a great way to make 150k for buying stocks.
Ahh that fund:
If you go by the precedent story.
You gather together 5 barley loaves and two small fish (ie sardines or kippers) and you invite yourself among a gathering of some 5000 men, women and children and stop the belly aching.
The Jesus fund... just another miracle.
** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
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** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau
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Is this like the human fund?
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