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    Good News, Everyone!



    The Packers have another trail by battle with the Seagulls on Sunday to settle the Iron Throne of the NFC.

    This time, da Pack won't have to face the great Percy Harvin. Lord, have Percy! This guy has always given the Packers problems. Harvin has been a Packer-killa since our Knight In Shinning Amour deserted us to gunsling for the Queens.

    Thanks, Schneider!

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    I thought you were leaving!

    By the way it's trial by battle not trail by battle!
    But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

    -Tim Harmston

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderDan View Post
    I thought you were leaving!

    By the way it's trial by battle not trail by battle!
    Maybe he meant the Pacific crest trail
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderDan View Post
    I thought you were leaving!

    By the way it's trial by battle not trail by battle!
    I will self-ban from this forum if the Packers win on Sunday AND Lacy rushes for more yards than the Skittles Beast.

    Back on topic, Capers job just got easier with the absence of Harvin. I say play mano-a-mono with only 1 saftey deep. Put Burnett in the box to provide run support against the Beast and spy on The Midget of the Midway.

    If the Packers corners can't cover the bums the Gulls have at receiver, they aren't worthy of being NFL corners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister View Post
    I will self-ban from this forum if the Packers win on Sunday AND Lacy rushes for more yards than the Skittles Beast.

    Back on topic, Capers job just got easier with the absence of Harvin. I say play mano-a-mono with only 1 saftey deep. Put Burnett in the box to provide run support against the Beast and spy on The Midget of the Midway.

    If the Packers corners can't cover the bums the Gulls have at receiver, they aren't worthy of being NFL corners.
    Just quoting this for no reason
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Maybe he meant the Pacific crest trail
    I was trying to figure out what he meant. Did we have to be behind SEA in the battle or the route you were going?
    But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

    -Tim Harmston

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3irty1 View Post
    Just quoting this for no reason
    A public service for those people who have him on ignore?

    I'll be honest, there are some posters for which that is the only way I see what they write...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderDan View Post
    I was trying to figure out what he meant. Did we have to be behind SEA in the battle or the route you were going?
    I thought it was trial by combat? Anyhoo, doesnt seem right to pick on a midget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Maybe he meant the Pacific crest trail
    I would edit the spelling but I don't want the edit post reminder showing up in the initial post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldbutnotdeadyet View Post
    I thought it was trial by combat? Anyhoo, doesnt seem right to pick on a midget.
    By combat, you are correct.

    I'm a midget. I can make fun of other midgets without being midgetist.

    That Bengal coach, now I've lost all respect for him. I hope he gets fired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister View Post
    I will self-ban from this forum if the Packers win on Sunday AND Lacy rushes for more yards than the Skittles Beast.

    Back on topic, Capers job just got easier with the absence of Harvin. I say play mano-a-mono with only 1 saftey deep. Put Burnett in the box to provide run support against the Beast and spy on The Midget of the Midway.

    If the Packers corners can't cover the bums the Gulls have at receiver, they aren't worthy of being NFL corners.


    Really? For how long??
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    Harvin's departure coincided precisely with the Sea Squawk revival. If they hadn't jettisoned him when they did they might not have made the playoffs. You should think more carefully before rejoicing in public.

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    Well folks time to confess. I have not enforced tank's ban because "Tyrion" has been with us all season. Once the season ends he will get his shit pushed in but for now he lives. His fate and that's of the 2014 Packers run parallel. Forgive me for being a superstitious brownie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister View Post
    Back on topic, Capers job just got easier with the absence of Harvin. I say play mano-a-mono with only 1 saftey deep. Put Burnett in the box to provide run support against the Beast and spy on The Midget of the Midway.
    Tyrion's defunct subscription to the dearly departed Pro Football Weekly must have wounded his network of birdies if he just found out about Harvin leaving Seattle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Tyrion's defunct subscription to the dearly departed Pro Football Weekly must have wounded his network of birdies if he just found out about Harvin leaving Seattle.
    I wondered about the "just" as well, then I remembered the source.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    Well folks time to confess. I have not enforced tank's ban because "Tyrion" has been with us all season. Once the season ends he will get his shit pushed in but for now he lives. His fate and that's of the 2014 Packers run parallel. Forgive me for being a superstitious brownie.


    Whew! (wipes his brow)

    For a minute there I thought you were gonna confess that you not only invented an alter-ego named Joe to be the new "owner" of this forum...

    But add to this reveal that you had also secretly invented both "Tank" & "Tyrion" just to add some jalepeno to the forum.

    I stand relieved!


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    What if we beat the Seasquawks but then get curbstomped by the Patriots (or Colts) in the big game? Will you come back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smuggler View Post
    What if we beat the Seasquawks but then get curbstomped by the Patriots (or Colts) in the big game? Will you come back?
    Yes I will, at least until I change my name to oldanddeadnow...

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