The SkinBasket feels the superfan's pain. Physical exertion is the leading cause of not feeling good in the United Staes and the second leading cause worldwide, second only to starvation.

Just yesterday the SkinBasket smashed his unshoed toes on a tailgate, kicked little SkinBasket's toy with the same toes, applied two freeze treatments to a common wart on one of the very same toes, and was generally fatigued after installing a crib tent to ensure little SkinBasket would not continue to leap from his place of residence.

The remedy was alcohol. The sake was room temperature. The result was not ideal.

The SkinBasket refuses medical treatment unless the entire limb is rendered immobile or an unpleasant smell emintaes from an open wound. The SkinBasket recommends a complete discontinuation of physical exertion to heal the knee and lots of selfish sex to heal the groin.

The SkinBasket also recommneds hiring a bum (also known as "the homeless," "vagrants," or "hobos,") the next time physical exertion is required. Offer ten dollars and a sandwich. If the bum becomes injured and complains, place a kitchen utensil in his hand and immediately call the police to report an intruder.