Here's a long distance dedication from Harlan, it reads:
Dear Casey,
I'm in love with Nutz and I don't often see eye to eye with him and we occassionaly fight. But I love him so much. But for the best of us both, we had to end it.
Can you please play "I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton for me. I just want him to know how much I do love him.
Sincerely,
Harlan
All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!
Her hair is unbelievable. Also, if you truly knew anything about My relationship with Harlan you would have linked the Whitney Houston version.
Ok, Ok, GODDAMN IT!!!! This thread has gotten off point!!!
Hey Harlan, I will always guard your body.
The dog is going back to the breeder, you will have to settle for butt raping something else
#12
Roger Staubach 6-3 197lbs
Cowboys
Staubach was the 1963 Heisman trophy winner at the Naval Academy. He spent 5 years in the service during the Vietnam war and was a rookie with the Cowboys in 1968. In theory Staubach missed some if not all of his prime fighting for The United States Navy. Staubach played 11 years, taking the Cowboys to 5 Super Bowls and winning 2. He was named Super Bowl VI MVP. He went to the Pro Bowl 6 times, and the 1971 Player of the Year and NFL MVP(MX). He was a member of the 1970s NFL All Decade Team.
Years Played: 11
Games Started: 114
Regular Season Record: 85-29
Playoff Record: 11-6
Completion %: 57
Yards per Attempt: 7.7
Yards per Completion: 13.5
Yards per Game: 173.3
TD to INT ratio: 153-109
QB rating: 83.4
4th Quarter Comebacks: 15
Game Winning Drives: 23
Rushing Yards: 2264
Yards per Carry: 5.5
Rushing TDs: 20
Jackie Smith
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
Staubach ahead of Starr? Well, at least I know there is no reason to waste my time reading the rest of this thread!
Did you give Staubach extra credit for military service?
#11
Steve Young 6-2 217lbs
Buccaneers Young
Steve Young played 15 seasons in the NFL. He was signed out of College by the L.A Express of the USFL in 1984 out of BYU. He signed the biggest contract in Football with the LA Express. Signing a 40 million dollar contract to be paid over 40 years. The contract expired when the league folded in 1986. Young was then signed by the Tampa Buccaneers. Young was deemed a bust in Tampa Bay throwing 11 touchdown passes in two years and 19 INTs in two season. He was then traded to San Francisco where he was Joe Montana's backup for 4 seasons. He took over for Montana in 1991 when Montana was recovering from an elbow injury. Young played well enough to earn the starting spot in 1992 while Montana was still recovering from injury. In 1993 the 49ers made the move to trade Montana to the Chiefs ending any QB controversy. Young would go on to win the 1994 Super Bowl. Young would set a Super Bowl record throwing for 6 touchdown passes and earning the MVP. Young was named NFL MVP twice, in 1994 and 1992. He would lead the league in Passer rating 6 times and at the time of his retirement he was the all time leader in passer rating. Young is considered one of the best duel threat QBs of all time. He is ranked 3rd in rushing yards all time by a QB, and his 43 TDs ranks second all time among QBs.
Years Played: 15
Games Started: 143
Regular Season Record: 94-49
Playoff Record: 8-6
Completion %: 64.3
Yards per Attempt: 8.0
Yards per Completion: 12.4
Yards per Game: 196
TD to INT ratio: 232-107
QB rating: 96.1
4th Quarter Comebacks: 14
Game Winning Drives: 17
Rushing Yards: 4239
Yards per Carry: 5.9
Rushing TDs: 43
Last edited by Deputy Nutz; 01-29-2016 at 01:17 PM.
^Completion percent probably not 96.8.
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
Sort of amazing how the game and the qb position has changed over time. If Jay Cutler plays 2-3 more years his td-int ratio will likely be better than any hall of fame qb that played before Montana.