Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
In real life I've never seen anyone with a torch.

In the movies everybody gets a torch.

In Avatar the hero grabs a stick, puts it in some handy plant goo, and makes a torch in like eight seconds.

I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.

I guess I didn't have a question. That was more of a complaint.
You need to spend more time in caves, catacombs or in an angry mob.

If its short notice, go to the patio section of the hardware store and get a tiki torch. You won't be the coolest member of the mob, but you will burn longer.